In a previous thread, I mentioned I have a friend who collects "ghetto" baby names as a hobby. She sent me the most recent birth announcements page from the Fayetteville (NC) observer in the mail today, so I thought I'd post a few more choice names:
DeLayfette Elijah (a boy)
Josefe Dontez Malique (a boy who will never learn to spell his name)
Kei'Ana Patricia-Faye (a girl - between the hyphen and the apostrophe, she's going to be punctuation nightmare)
Tequaris Levias (a boy)
JaiQuel Donel (a boy)
I weep for the future.