You sho is ugly! - Page 3

#1 Leading Lady · #1 11-06-2001, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

LMAO, poor baby, can't lie on her feet.
I love acronyms. I use them just so I don't have to type out a whole sentence.

Example: SPTIAIUAWAJSAWGBNMIFTTBBFW.
Translation: Some people think India Arie is ugly as well as Jill Scoot and Whoopie Goldberb but not me I find them to beautiful from within.

CT4,

Go do some work you have too much time. (But I think I could've figured that out

)

CrimsonTide4 · #2 11-06-2001, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by #1 Leading Lady

CT4,

Go do some work you have too much time. (But I think I could've figured that out )

It's my lunch hour and I am procastinating on grading these UGLY essays by thinking of not so attractive famous people.

DELTAQTE · #3 11-06-2001, 01:35 PM

Ok some more:

Ja Rule I'm sorry, but he looks like an ugly little turtle to me, his head is to small for his body.

Bizarr From D12 This fat piece of so and so should NOT be seen on T.V.

FABULOUS Actually, he isn't ugly, I met him, but I just don't understand WHY peeps don't get they teeth fixed! I swear when he was talking to me, the tooth was calling me y'all. "QTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, QTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!!

SISQO This fruit loop need to change his hairstyle and get back with dru hill. I miss them.

ST.LUNATICS Not all of them, y'all know who I'm talking about, the BROTHA in the mask! Behind that mask has to be some ugly, so he made the TUFTFU(Toe-Up-From-The-Flo-Up

)
list.

Ideal08 · #4 11-06-2001, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
FABULOUS Actually, he isn't ugly, I met him, but I just don't understand WHY peeps don't get they teeth fixed! I swear when he was talking to me, the tooth was calling me y'all. "QTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, QTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!!

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Ok, first of all, I'm LMAO right now. Was the tooth callin you, Qte? LMAO!!

But I actually came to correct you. His NAME is F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S. You spelled his name CORRECTLY, lol. We all know it's Fabolous. He spells it in EVERY FRIGGIN SONG!!!!

I do agree, though. When ever I see peeps on TV (who claim to have bank, bling-bling and all) with JACKED up teeth, I always say, "He/She need to take that money to the dentist."

And CT4, tell me Scottie don't look like Alice the Goon!! Look just like 'im. And does PP mean Pound Puppy? LMAO!! That's better than Snoopy. LMAO!!!

RENEEDST_22 · #5 11-06-2001, 09:59 PM

Ice Cube?

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Originally posted by Steeltrap
Ice Cube
Bushwick Bill of the Geto (sp?) Boys

NinjaPoodle · #6 11-06-2001, 11:02 PM

I didn't see him on anyone else's list:
Busta Rhymes--You know, it really doesn't help him when he scrunches up his already E.T. face...HELLO?

aprilzeta · #7 11-06-2001, 11:44 PM

I read the posts so that i could get my laugh on, but was shocked to see that no one said SHABBA. BTW, where is Shabba?

I'm sorry Snoop fans, but Snoop is Ugly to me. Something about him reminds me of a Doberman Pinscher.

I'm sorry modeling fans, but Alek Wek is ugly too. Body wise I can see how she is a supermodel, but honestly she is ugly.

#1 Leading Lady · #8 11-07-2001, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by aprilzeta
I read the posts so that i could get my laugh on, but was shocked to see that no one said SHABBA. BTW, where is Shabba?

I'm sorry Snoop fans, but Snoop is Ugly to me. Something about him reminds me of a Doberman Pinscher.

I'm sorry modeling fans, but Alek Wek is ugly too. Body wise I can see how she is a supermodel, but honestly she is ugly.

GIRL, YOU DONE SAID A MOUTH FULL CAUSE YOU AIN'T NEVER LIED.

DELTAQTE · #9 11-07-2001, 06:54 PM

How in the World could we forget SHABBA????? I just saw a video with him in it. Ok here I go again! This is all in fun, just for laughs for folks like us at work

THE U SHO IS UGLY AWARDS

THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIDEO VANGUARD OF UGLY AWARD
Shabba Most definately. It looks like someone climbed on someone's shoulders, took a number 2, jumped down, molded a face, and BAM! You got Shabba!

THE COUNT DRAC-U-UGLY AWARD

Lil Kim gets this hands down! Everything on her is fake now. She will will be getting the Wanna-be-like-Mike(and I don't mean Jordan) award real soon.
RUNNER-UP I gotta agree, Alex Wek look like a skinny Ester Rolle Clone. But good body for modeling though.

THE SO UGLY YOU CUTE AWARD

Lil Mo gets this one IMO. At times I see her and I think she's pretty, then they do another camera angle and I'm seeing another hoodroach.

RUNNER'S UP Ole Big Cooler Lip Jay-Z, Usher, Trina, Prophet Jones, Jaheim, Dr. Dre

LOOK LIKE THEY BREATH STANK AWARD

All of the Cash Money Click!!!

RUNNERS-UP DMX, Coolio

THE WE-KNOW-YOU-AIN'T-LOST-ALL-THAT-WEIGHT AWARD
Faith Evans. She has lost weight and she is not ugly by any means, but dang don't we just want to cry seeing her in that TIGHT girdle? goodness!

THE CHICKEN FAJITA AWARD

I know of you don't know what this is, but basically it's a chickenhead that gets some money wrapped around her, so she start stylin, but we all know she still a chickenhead. I bet we all got some friends like this

IT'S A TIE! Eve, Doggy's Angels, Lil Kim, Trina, Foxy Brown.

Ok I'm done...for now! LOL!

Delta_Girl1913 · #10 11-07-2001, 07:04 PM

Ok ya'll here's my list:
1. Sorry Ideal, but I can't stand to look at Jay Z's ugly swoll-beak a$$.
2. Another Roc-a-fella member is Benie Segal. He looks like somebody's dirty hairy butt turned sideways with a nose and eyes added. Wooooo he is so unbearably ugly!!!!!!!
3. Shaq is disgusting with his arrogant self

. He looks Magilla Gorilla w/out the purple short overalls. Plus he has a pack of hotdogs (my saying for that huge roll of fat on the back of his neck). Ugh!!!!!!!!! I can't stand Shaq.
But when I was in junior-high, I loved Bobby Brown to death. Ya'll I thought he was just gorgeous

and was readt to fight if ya didn't think so also. How come I still have my video tapes of anything that I could find with him in it (videos, interviews, even when he was on 227) Woo what an embarrassing admission, but since ya'll are fam

Well that's all I can think of rigth now, but there are more.

DELTAQTE · #11 11-07-2001, 07:09 PM

Every little step I takeeeeeeee
You will be there
Every little step I makeeeeeeee
We'll beeeee toooo geeeetherrrrr!

Gurl who didn't love them some Bobby?
What boy didn't you know who didn't have a Gumby on they dang head?

While I'm thinking about it

THE U BOUT AS FUNNY AS THE OLSEN TWINS AWARD

Dude from Hits on the street
Tigga
Dude from 106 and Park
Carson Daly

Steeltrap · #12 11-07-2001, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Delta_Girl1913
Ok ya'll here's my list:
3. Shaq is disgusting with his arrogant self . He looks Magilla Gorilla w/out the purple short overalls. Plus he has a pack of hotdogs (my saying for that huge roll of fat on the back of his neck). Ugh!!!!!!!!! I can't stand Shaq.

I respectfully disagree.

Now, if you want to talk about oogly, how about Patrick Ewing? I could think of many more ballers who are ooglier than Shaquille.

dst3800 · #13 11-07-2001, 09:58 PM

QTE, you needs help...BAD!! I'm here ROTFLAC and everybody in my house is coming in my room to see what the commotion is about! Even my Mom agreed about "THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIDEO VANGUARD OF UGLY AWARD" for Shabba!

lovelyivy84 · #14 11-08-2001, 01:38 AM

Man I missed GC! Y'all are killin me!

My additions to the list:

DEFINITELY Sean Combs, with his non-rapping, non-dancing ass. Can he just produce? PLEASE?

Ice-T- why does he think that black men with ponytails are sexy? What is with the lisp?

I don't know who said it, but they DEFINITELY get my seconds for the lead singer of 112. HE is sooo hit! Bad skin, bad teeth, ugh!

Dr. Dre- just mentally unattractive- greasy, slimy ass bastid! ANd whoever that cat in his Bad Intentions Video with him is, he belongs in the Lil Wayne roach-rat crossbreed category

Dude from Outkast with the perm - they have hella talent, but men with perms are not ever, ever attractive. Stop. Period. The end.

Hoodroaches:

LIL KIM LIL KIM LIL KIM TRINA TRINA TRINA

Ain't nothing to do with hating, just calling it as I see it! They have NO CLASS, NO STYLE and for too much money to spend on ugly isht!

The Brat - she scary

Back to plain ol ugly:

Gwyneth Paltrow - yucky, skinny woman who can dress up the fact that she clearly went to Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon for that nose (yes, that was hating, lol) for more examples of the not-cute-just-skinny-and-well-dressed formula see: Jennifer Aniston, Cristina Aguilera [another candidate for hoodroachness I think, she is soooo ghetto and it is soooo unattractive, AND she looks like dude from Twisted Sister in the Lady Marmalade video] and Mandy Moore

ALL VIDEO HOS- I know we all gotta make a living, and I am not judging them as individuals, but the image they project just soooo disgusts me now. Exploitation is never cute.

librasoul22 · #15 11-08-2001, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by lovelyivy84
Man I missed GC! Y'all are killin me!

My additions to the list:

DEFINITELY Sean Combs, with his non-rapping, non-dancing ass. Can he just produce? PLEASE?

Ice-T- why does he think that black men with ponytails are sexy? What is with the lisp?

I don't know who said it, but they DEFINITELY get my seconds for the lead singer of 112. HE is sooo hit! Bad skin, bad teeth, ugh!

Dr. Dre- just mentally unattractive- greasy, slimy ass bastid! ANd whoever that cat in his Bad Intentions Video with him is, he belongs in the Lil Wayne roach-rat crossbreed category

Dude from Outkast with the perm - they have hella talent, but men with perms are not ever, ever attractive. Stop. Period. The end.

Hoodroaches:

LIL KIM LIL KIM LIL KIM TRINA TRINA TRINA

Ain't nothing to do with hating, just calling it as I see it! They have NO CLASS, NO STYLE and for too much money to spend on ugly isht!

The Brat - she scary

Back to plain ol ugly:

Gwyneth Paltrow - yucky, skinny woman who can dress up the fact that she clearly went to Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon for that nose (yes, that was hating, lol) for more examples of the not-cute-just-skinny-and-well-dressed formula see: Jennifer Aniston, Cristina Aguilera [another candidate for hoodroachness I think, she is soooo ghetto and it is soooo unattractive, AND she looks like dude from Twisted Sister in the Lady Marmalade video] and Mandy Moore

ALL VIDEO HOS- I know we all gotta make a living, and I am not judging them as individuals, but the image they project just soooo disgusts me now. Exploitation is never cute.

Okay, I am severely LOL at this ENTIRE post!! LOL!!