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06-15-2010, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Munchkin03
Don't worry, he'll be back in three days.
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DANGIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!
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06-15-2010, 09:24 PM
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If you haven't already heard, there are plans in process to rebuild the statue...
might be a little more than 3 days this time around, given that the thunder and lightning continue.
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06-15-2010, 11:47 PM
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My favorites...
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06-16-2010, 12:00 AM
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I lost twice in this thread.
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06-16-2010, 12:45 AM
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lmfao at the soccer picture.
Done again!
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06-16-2010, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishLake
My favorites...
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iLost. 
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"We have letters. You have dreams." ~Senusret I
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06-16-2010, 06:22 AM
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The Trader's World anatomically correct horse rightly rules I-75 once again!
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06-16-2010, 07:58 AM
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I loved Big Butter Jesus with all my heart. 75 is never going to be the same. The new and improved BBJ that will rise from the ashes, (because, in his wisdom, Our Lord was fully insured) will never be able to capture the buttery goodness of the original.
When I first heard the song, "BBJ" on the radio I almost wrecked the car. Oleo Lord!
Ditto on the anatomically correct stallion at Trader's World! He rules supreme..... for now. I love SW Ohio!!
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06-16-2010, 10:11 PM
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ok... I must admit... I am officially the only person who did not know about the Big Butter Jesus nickname until yesterday. Just heard the song for the first time today. That was fine, though, because I got to hear the updated version. lol
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06-16-2010, 10:16 PM
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oooo i haven't heard the updated version!
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KAQ - 1870 With twin stars and kites above.
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06-16-2010, 10:27 PM
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In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest up
like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.
UPDATED VERSE – following the June 14, 2010 lightning strike that burned the statue to the ground.
One night Big Butter
got hit by lightning
It burned to the frame wire
like a giant grease fire
Some blamed it on Satan,
and boy, that would be frightening
But I thought it was Jesus’ father
who was in charge of lightning
Extra crispy Jesus,
Flaming shot Jesus
Fireball Jesus
Opa Jesus
Charbroiled marshmallow Jesus
Bananas foster Jesus
I’m put out it’s not Jesus
Charcoaly lord
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06-16-2010, 10:54 PM
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I didn't even know this existed!
This the funniest thing I've read/watched/heard in a year! I have tears running down my face!
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06-17-2010, 04:42 PM
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http://bit.ly/b8bEGh
eta... this is a link to the added verse, top of the page. 
Last edited by deltaphi94; 06-17-2010 at 04:44 PM.
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06-17-2010, 06:17 PM
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They just announced on the news that Touchdown Jesus will be back! They are in the process of securing funds for a rebuild.
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06-17-2010, 10:10 PM
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Location: On the beach. Well....not really but near it. :0)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by agzg
Is this a sign of the end times?
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Maybe a sign someone is pissed off?
Uhhh, the last time I checked, wasn't there a rule that said something about not worshiping or creating idols?
You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
or
You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
Christian's are a funny lot.
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