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CrimsonTide4 · #**301** 10-15-2002, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DWAlphaGam

*I have a pew in a church, does that count the same as the confessional?

**pouring holy water, holy oil, communion juice on you**

Now some of you all have me worried about my fellow former Wittenberg Tigers and where theire sexcapades might have taken place.

Peaches-n-Cream · #**302** 10-15-2002, 05:45 PM

In August, a couple got caught having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral on a dare from Opie and Anthony, the shock jocks. They were fired from their radio show. Last month a threeway was interupted on a train on the LIRR.

DWAlphaGam · #**303** 10-15-2002, 06:02 PM

Just to clarify: The church was the chapel at school, so I'm sure it wasn't the first time someone did it there!

KnowledgeEternal · #**304** 10-16-2002, 03:33 AM

9 out of 24 aint bad.

In a canoe (not on land)
In a moving vehicle
In the snow
On a playground
On a roof
In the top bunk
In the neighbors' backyard
On a stage
In the faculty lounge/staff breakroom

Adds to the list of places for everyone to have "relations":

In the stacks at the library
At a professional sporting event(in the stands)
In a hospital bed
On the subway or bus
In a movie theater
In a hotel jacuzzi
In the butt (females only, )
On a swingset
In someone elses car.
On camera

On a side note, do you know that a woman's age can be determined by looking at her taint? I don't know how its done I just know that its possible.

DELTAQTE · #**305** 10-16-2002, 04:50 AM

ok I'm back and LAWD this thread will never die!!!

CTFU@my soror CrimsonTide trying to draw a FUPA for me!(now that's Delta lub right there!

)

CTFU@ the typo!!

@ the hunt!(what rhymes with hunt? ok even I'm being tainted!)

WTF is a taint????

The new words in GC

1. Un-sigmalike
2. Fupa
3. Face

ilovemyglo · #**306** 10-16-2002, 05:33 PM

Funny story..
mom and I went to dinner last night and we started talking about stuff (I had a few LITeas and She has some beers) and we get on the subject of sex and I am totally honest with her for the first time in my life. She about dies, but handles it really well I thought. Then she started asking me questions like your girlfriends do and I swear she looked me straight in the eye and said "Do you spit or swallow" Good thing I didn't have anything to drink in my mouth cause I would have been a spitter for real!
So then we continue to talk about oral action and she says "I don't know about you but good cunnilingus just makes me want to get F%^$ Hard"
Queue me falling over so hard from laughing that I spilt shrimp linguini everywhere. The entire place was looking at my mother and me.
God help us all!

Dionysus · #**307** 10-16-2002, 05:37 PM

Are you a voyeur or exhibitionist?

Me voyeur

amycat412 · #**308** 10-16-2002, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dionysus
Are you a voyeur or exhibitionist?

Me voyeur

exhibitionist for sure. lol so is mr. amycat. its trouble, i tell ya! lol

Shine · #**309** 10-16-2002, 06:23 PM

I'm both a voyeur and an exhibitionist, but only of select and consensual situations.

Rudey · #**310** 10-16-2002, 06:30 PM

Exhibitionist.

-Rudey
--Voyeur still has a bit of charm, but I'm not 12 year old boy anymore.

librasoul22 · #**311** 10-16-2002, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dionysus
Are you a voyeur or exhibitionist?

Me voyeur

Exhibitionist. Why watch? It has always baffled me. Rudey, every once in a while, you hit the nail on the head, lol.

Dionysus · #**312** 10-16-2002, 08:21 PM

Scavenger hunt #2 list:

*In a McDonald's bathroom
*In a kid's bedroom
*On the railroad tracks
*In the front of an auditorium
*In a refrigerator (remember JEW's "The Middle")
*On your dining room table
*Back of the courtroom
*On a dance floor
*Aside a river (my fantasy j/k)
*In a hurse
*On a tennis court
*In a bowling lane
*On a parade float
*Outside on a corner
*Under a booth in a restaurant
*On a parking lot (no, not in your car)

-edited to add-
*In the organizations cubicle area

librasoul22 · #**313** 10-16-2002, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dionysus
Scavenger hunt #2 list:

*In a McDonald's bathroom
*In a kid's bedroom
*On the railroad tracks
*In the front of an auditorium
*In a refrigerator (remember JEW's "The Middle")
*On your dining room table
*Back of the courtroom
*On a dance floor
*Aside a river (my fantasy j/k)
*In a hurse
*On a tennis court
*In a bowling lane
*On a parade float
*Outside on a corner
*Under a booth in a restaurant
*On a parking lot (no, not in your car)

-edited to add-
*In the your organization's cubicle area

I've done 2 off of this list too...I am goig to the club tonight, so maybe I can make it 3 or 4, lol.

librasoul22 · #**314** 10-16-2002, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dionysus
*In the organizations cubicle area

LOL...hey, if the circmstances were right...

Jadey28 · #**315** 10-16-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Funny story..
mom and I went to dinner last night and we started talking about stuff (I had a few LITeas and She has some beers) and we get on the subject of sex and I am totally honest with her for the first time in my life. She about dies, but handles it really well I thought. Then she started asking me questions like your girlfriends do and I swear she looked me straight in the eye and said "Do you spit or swallow" Good thing I didn't have anything to drink in my mouth cause I would have been a spitter for real!
So then we continue to talk about oral action and she says "I don't know about you but good cunnilingus just makes me want to get F%^$ Hard"
Queue me falling over so hard from laughing that I spilt shrimp linguini everywhere. The entire place was looking at my mother and me.
God help us all!

Sounds like you have an awesome mother! I can't imagine talking to my mom like that and we are pretty close! BTW, I am an exhibitionist and so is my boyfriend