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Gyrl7 · #**286** 03-22-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Steeltrap
From the New York Daily News:

Mr. Star exits day job

Al Scales Reynolds is out at Merrill Lynch.

On Friday, the banker husband of Star Jones parted ways with the com_pany, where he served as a financial _adviser for six years. He spent the weekend enjoying the beach in Miami with Star and family friends.

"For the past several months, Mr. Reynolds has been exploring opportunities in the marketing arena," his rep told us. Merrill Lynch did not return calls.

I wonder why he would go and do a thing like that......

AKA2D '91 · #**287** 03-22-2005, 02:49 PM

Maybe he will try to Market MR. Reynolds.

Maybe swimsuit calendar of sorts... modeling! LOL

Steeltrap · #**288** 03-22-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by AKA2D '91
Maybe he will try to Market MR. Reynolds.

Maybe swimsuit calendar of sorts... modeling! LOL

Oh, man. I wouldn't buy Galicia on a calendar, but that's just me, LOL. I bet there's a market for pretty boys.

Gyrl7 · #**289** 03-22-2005, 07:55 PM

Mr. Star exits day job

Mr. Reynolds Markets a new line of deodorant called FONK'NoMo!

Have you ever felt fonky?

Ever just stank for no reason?

Are you tired of your current deodorant and wanna make a change?

I have just the thing for you.....FONK'NoMo.

Shortly before leaving Merrill Lynch I realized it was time for me to get out there to promote myself and stop following in the shadows of my beautiful wife Star. I mean after all, who wants to be like Stedman??

I have developed a new line of deodorant that will de fonkatize you and make you less stank at the same time.

You can de'FONK yo'self in Herbal Mist, RainyDaze, SunnyDaze, and Peaches'n Cream scents. For those who are a lil EXTRA FONKY we have the heavenly Only God Can Help You scent.

These are pattened to perfection and sold at a pharmacy near you.

Steeltrap · #**290** 03-22-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gyrl7
Mr. Star exits day job

Mr. Reynolds Markets a new line of deodorant called FONK'NoMo!

Have you ever felt fonky?

Ever just stank for no reason?

Are you tired of your current deodorant and wanna make a change?

I have just the thing for you.....FONK'NoMo.

Shortly before leaving Merrill Lynch. I realized it was time for me to get out there and promote myself and stop following in the shadows of my beautiful wife Star. I mean after all, Who wants to be like Stedman??

I have developed a new line of deodorant that will de fonkatize you and make you less stank at the same time.

You can de'FONK yo'self in Herbal Mist, RainyDaze, SunnyDaze, and Peaches'n Cream scents. For those who are a lil EXTRA FONKY we have the heavenly Only God Can Help You scent.

These are pattened to perfection and sold at a pharmacy near you.

Jaysis. Jaysis. Jaysis.
CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.

kiml122 · #**291** 03-23-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by Gyrl7
Mr. Star exits day job

Now on the radio this morning, it was reported that ole boy was fired

Gyrl7 · #**292** 03-23-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by kiml122
Now on the radio this morning, it was reported that ole boy was fired

CTFU......Probably because they found out about his FONK'NOMO commercials. You know you can't moonlight with those kind of companies.....

I can believe he was either fired or it was a mutual decision...MmmHmmm

OrangeMoon · #**293** 03-23-2005, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gyrl7
Mr. Star exits day job

Mr. Reynolds Markets a new line of deodorant called FONK'NoMo!

Have you ever felt fonky?

Ever just stank for no reason?

Are you tired of your current deodorant and wanna make a change?

I have just the thing for you.....FONK'NoMo.

Shortly before leaving Merrill Lynch I realized it was time for me to get out there to promote myself and stop following in the shadows of my beautiful wife Star. I mean after all, who wants to be like Stedman??

I have developed a new line of deodorant that will de fonkatize you and make you less stank at the same time.

You can de'FONK yo'self in Herbal Mist, RainyDaze, SunnyDaze, and Peaches'n Cream scents. For those who are a lil EXTRA FONKY we have the heavenly Only God Can Help You scent.

These are pattened to perfection and sold at a pharmacy near you.

Oh HECK NO!!! LMAOOOOOOO BWAHHHHHHHHHH

Steeltrap · #**294** 03-23-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by kiml122
Now on the radio this morning, it was reported that ole boy was fired

I can believe it. Merrill Lynch probably didn't want bad publicity, plus it seemed like BGA was too busy being Mr. Starruh. Also, BGA didn't make that much $$$ -- I read somewhere that his base salary was $100K, which is respectable but certainly not worthy of gushing over.

AKA2D '91 · #**295** 03-23-2005, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gyrl7
Mr. Star exits day job

Mr. Reynolds Markets a new line of deodorant called FONK'NoMo!

Have you ever felt fonky?

Ever just stank for no reason?

Are you tired of your current deodorant and wanna make a change?

I have just the thing for you.....FONK'NoMo.

Shortly before leaving Merrill Lynch I realized it was time for me to get out there to promote myself and stop following in the shadows of my beautiful wife Star. I mean after all, who wants to be like Stedman??

I have developed a new line of deodorant that will de fonkatize you and make you less stank at the same time.

You can de'FONK yo'self in Herbal Mist, RainyDaze, SunnyDaze, and Peaches'n Cream scents. For those who are a lil EXTRA FONKY we have the heavenly Only God Can Help You scent.

These are pattened to perfection and sold at a pharmacy near you.

You need to see if Dave Chappelle is hiring. He needs a writer. Maybe his azz could get on the air BEFORE May.

ETA: you are off!

AKA2D '91 · #**296** 03-23-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeltrap
I can believe it. Merrill Lynch probably didn't want bad publicity, plus it seemed like BGA was too busy being Mr. Starruh. Also, BGA didn't make that much $$$ -- I read somewhere that his base salary was $100K, which is respectable but certainly not worthy of gushing over.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...I'll take it!

AKA2D '91 · #**297** 03-23-2005, 01:36 PM

He probably was NEVER at work. Starr is always going some place. I guess his job will be to "stay on her arm".

Steeltrap · #**298** 03-23-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by AKA2D '91
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...I'll take it!

I'd take it, too. But from the way Starruh carries on about him, you'd think that BGA was in the higher six figures. One thing, though -- he will have to be ultra discreet now that he doesn't have an income and has to continue to stay married for a while in order for him to get money if he gets caught with the Bobbys, Brads and 'em.

AKA2D '91 · #**299** 03-23-2005, 03:03 PM

2 words:
spousal support

Gyrl7 · #**300** 03-23-2005, 04:17 PM

He better think about doing some sports commercials, maybe he can market thank conk he got. Oh, oops, he got good'hurr!