Pranks

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Yay! A thread I started is a hot topic!

Okay, here is one that happened to a friend of mine. For my advertising class, we had classwork on a server called blackboard.com. When our professor set up our account, our Net ID was both our login ID and password (Net ID's are used as e-mail addresses, so it is easy to obtain anyone's), and told us to change them right away.

You can send e-mail to other people in the class once you are logged on. Well, a friend of mine in our class never changed his, so someone went on his account and sent obscene messages to everyone in our class, including the professor and the TA's.

He explained to me what happened, but it is still pretty damn funny. People who don't know him at all (It is a 300+ person lecture) probably think he is a real sicko.

He reported it to the university, but I don't think he ever found out who did it. It is not on a University server, so there is nothing anyone can do to discipline the culprits. The next day, we all got a reminder that it is very important to change our passwords.

(By the way, I do not condone this prank at all, but many universities use blackboard if anyone cares to try it out. Either way, be sure to change your password!)

[orchid2]

Lifesaver!!! The brown bomber? ROTFLMAO!!!
That is really disgusting though...

I am really enjoying reading these. Yall are so funny!

[DeltaBetaBaby]

We got TP'ed last night, and we are looking for revenge on a certain fraternity that will remain nameless. Any ideas? Thanks!

[damasa]

Yes!!! This topic rules....I think the administration at our campus wants to kill us right now..but we will show no mercy in the prank department....

What we have done so far this year:

Soaped the huge fountain between the library and the union...bubbles were everywhere...we got caught and had to pay the clean up bill, but it was worth it.

We like to mess with the TKE's on our campus, they like to mess with us too...it's a little fun rivalry. So we stole their charter and hung it up in the Triangle house...no one realized for about 2 weeks. We stole the huge (heavy as hell) triangle symbol from the front lawn of the house, and put it in the lawn of the TKE house.

We recently had a pig roast, so we busted some Lord of the Flies out and put it on a stick and stuck it in the front yard of one of the local sororities here on campus.

ummm...there are many many more but my fingers are getting tired from typing.

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[DeltAlum]

As a pledge prank, each of us got into our big brother's room in the house and stole a pair of underpants. Then we wrote their names and Delta Tau Delta on them in magic marker and hung them from the columns on the front of the Chi-O house.

On a more personal note, we would fill a legal size envelope full of shaving cream, cut off one end of the envelope, slide it part way under the door of someone's room and then stomp on the rest of the envelope.

Or empty a huge bag of potato chips in someone's bed under the blanket or top sheet and hope they would lie down on top of the blanket before they went to bed.

Or pee in a cup (different conotation these days), ballance it on a doorknob when someone was inside his room -- then knock on the door. Didn't do much for their shoe shine.

As a freshman someone penny locked us into our dorm room. We all had wrapped pieces of friction tape on the inside handles to get a better grip so we could open the door. Well, we twisted so hard that we broke the lock and the University Maintenance people had to come a remove the lock so we could get out of our room.

Hey, who says we didn't know how to have fun in the sixties?

Pretty dumb, huh? Juvenile?

DeltAlum

[TechAPhi]

Love the envelope trick, DeltAlum! That is funny!

Jen

[curiouss]

Ok, this morning I took a piece of transparent tape and wrote "Got Nookie?". Next, I placed it on the xerox copier in our lounge area. So who ever copied something, it will say "Got Nookie?" on the top righthand corner.

[Beef]

heheehee
A few years ago I was doing lawn maintance(dont call me a lawn mower! ) for summer work. The mechanic at the compay was just an assshole so any chance we got, we would fuck with him. One morning we got really tired of his crap(pun intended, read on) and poured a bunch of exlax in his 1 liter coke. It was a pretty hot morning out and he goes and grabs his coke and just chugs it!!! He drank probably half the bottle and put it down with a funny look on his face... while we are around the corner laughing our asses off!

FF a little, one crew was a guy short so he had to go out. The first job on their route was a BIG industrial job. So he gets to mow the biggest part of the field and about halfway through a guy noticed he was going really slow and walking funny... A few seconds later, he takes off running(very carefully I might add) to the truck and drives off!! I never did find out if he actually made it somewhere or not...

Cold stares for everyone the next morning, while we are all smiling ear to ear!!

[aephi alum]

ROTFL! These are great!

Short-sheeting is pretty easy to do. You take the flat sheet off your victim's bed. Tuck the bottom of the flat sheet into the top of the bed, as if you were making the bed upside down. Then fold the free end of the sheet back up. The bottom of the flat sheet should look like the top of the fitted shset. Then, put the blanket/comforter back as it was. Looks like a nicely made bed until you try to get into it.

Here is a good one: There was a pretty obnoxious freshman one year living on a particular floor in my dorm. So one day, his floormates relocated his room. Onto the river. The Charles River basin freezes solid enough to support a significant amount of weight during probably 4 winters out of 5. So 5 or 6 of this guy's floormates took his school-issued bed, desk, and chair out onto the river and set up a "room" for him. Made the bed with his sheets, gave him an empty keg for a nightstand, etc. People still joke about the "room with a view"

[Beef]

Oh damn! I almost forgot about this one!! Take notes!!!

Last year my brother, sister-in-law and I were going to a Christmas party some friends were having. We were supposed to go make some cookies with some other friends that were also going. Well, we got ther just in time to do the frosting. We started by doing the normal one color per cookie.. after a few minutes our childlike minds begin to wonder and we started to put designs on them, getting progressively more perverted as time went on. Well even that got to a point of being old after a few minutes. So I started looking around the kitchen for ideas. I look over to the counter and see, A BIG TUB OF CISCO!! I looked over at my brother with a big shit eating grin on my face nad said "DUDE!, look" while I turned to look at the crisco!! We both started busting up simultaniously!! The crisco had the exact same consistancy as the frosting we were using. We started spreading it on some of the cookies, also throwing on some designs to make those cookies blend in alittle better. These cookies ended up with mostly multicolored Xs so we could identify them at the party. I think we ended up with like 3 dozen cookies and probably a dozen were crisco laced.

So we finally get to the party and lay out the cookies. Well we didnt know that people would be bringing their kids. So one of the woman that knew what we did snitched and they had to hide the cookies!!! We were so pissed!! I just wanted to see one persons face as they chewed on a big crisco covered cookie!! That would have been absolutely classic!!!

[skip101]

Originally posted by lifesaver
Those are great. We used to pennylock this freak in his room when I lived at the dorms. We calle dhim the brown bomber because he would take a crap inthe showers. So we decided revenge was in order. So we pennylocked him in his room, had the IT majors disconnect his phone line from the connection at the switchboard down the hall, so he couldnt call for help. Then we duct-taped his door, and opened the vent above his door that went out into the hall. We then began filling his room withthe fire hose. We got it about 2 feet deep in there before security got ahold of things. Come to think of it, i guess he could heve been electrocuted. Oh well. He continued to bomb, so we continued to torment. Our doors used to open into the rooms, not out, so we would get the trash cans from the bathrooms (they were our public trashcans), full of nastyness, vomit, old rotten food, we would all pee in them, one guy took a dump in them, and we would fill them as full of water as we could, and still carry them. We'd then drag it down the hall, tip it against his door and knock, he'd open the door, and the trash can would fall over into his room, andall over him. After that i think he got the clue, so started showerign on another floor, because the bombs stopped.

Ah, dorm life.

One I have been dying to try is the shaving can trick. Get soemone who has access to liquid nitrogen to freeze solid about 3 cans of shaving cream. PAck them in dry ice for transport. Cut the ends off the cans with a kitchen knife(but they have to be frozen, or they will go everyhere and you'll be covered), then place three to four cans in soemones car you want to pull the prank on. As the cans thaw, the foam will expand. 3 or 4 cans can fill a midsize car. I just need a victim......

where can you get liquid nitrogen? couldn't you freeze the shaving cream without the liquid nitrogen?

[Tom Earp]

Crap into a bag. put a nice ribbon on it! Light it up on your FAVS front pourch and run like hell!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Here's a harmless little prank. Open the shower head and put some Jello mix in there. Tada it's a colorful shower. Shaving cream or vaseline on the ear part of the phone. It helps if you are next door and call so you can hear the prank. Saran wrap on the toilet under the seat. Watch out!
The best prank had me as the victim. Our pledges had to 'kidnap' the sisters. Usually, they would kidnap us at our meeting and have a pizza party or dessert. This year two of our pledges barged into our meeting with a police officer saying that they were being arrested for trying to buy alcohol with fake ID. They were crying,"You can't send me to jail." They made the President, VP (me) and pledge educator go into this room to clear up the whole thing. When we get there, the guy puts on some music and takes off his clothes! He was a stripper! Wow! I didn't expect that.

[ZTAMich]

this year a certain sorority on campus had a 6 foot inflatable penis decorated with lights and white toilet paper on their roof...while some of the sisters put it on their own house think about how funny it would have been if it was on their neighbor's roof

it has since been removed due to many compalints from faculty, admin, and locals...ahh fun fun fun

[carnation]

The shaving cream one works best if you very carefully lay a huge book on the portion outside the door and take a running leap and land squarely on the book. WHAM!!! Every ounce of shaving cream is gone!

Another one that's guaranteed to give a guy some grief is to call his fraternity house or dorm when he's not there and ask for "Hot Lips (Hislastname)". I swear to you he'll never live it down.

The worst one I saw was when a girl made a huge sign and posted it in a fraternity's lawn one Friday night--"John Doe" has the smallest ___ in Auburn. Many many people had seen it by the time the guy saw it late Saturday morning...seems like a photo of it was in the yearbook....