First half is Missoury, the second half is Kansas TOTO!
Last Great President Harry S Truman my HomeBoy!
Lambert Airport St Loie, shitty, Ambassordor Bar Great, new me as flew in out every other week!
St. Louis, lot to see, the GaS Light Square died, similar to Atlanta Underground but above Ground!
Bud Brewery, Grants Farm.
The Cape The Land of Cotton! The Ozarks, bigger Mountains than the Smokeys!
Begining of the Poney Express, Jesse James supposedly Killed by Bob Ford. St. Joseph.
First Day Light Bank Robbery, Jessie James, Liberty, Mo.
Lamar Mo. Harry Truman Was Born There, played in the house, Uncle Everett Owned it. Wyatt Earp, first Peace Officer Job. 4 Admirials of WW II.
Independence, Mo. HST White House, jump off point for the Santa Fe and Oregon Trails.
Columbia Mo. Splits the State, East is Cosmopolitan and Northern, West is Country and Southern!
Kansas City, The Gettysburg of the West! Cival War. The Plaza, First Shopping Center in the USA! ArrowHead and Royal Stadium, the Models for all of the Rest!
KCI Airport the model of the future for travel.
Kansas, The Home of the Gorillas and JayHawks, no other School mascots like them! Largest Ball of Twine! OOEEY!
Home of Kansas Speedway the newest NASCAR Tack! Neweset Cabelas, Nebraska Furniture Market, the Plave you drive through at nights to go skiing in COLO! you will miss the largest Prarier Dog Colony that way!
Well YADA YADA so much for a history lesson!
Doo not argue History with me!
Best Whiskey in America, Tenn. and Not Jack off Danials, George Dickel!
Oh Whiskey, the Oldest Distillery West of the Miss. Mc Cromick and Tobacco Weston Mo.
The Largest Holding of wine second to France, Herman Mo., Stone Hill Winery, pre-prohibition! Did Mushrooms and then back to wine!
Won More Fine Wine Competition all over the World, HollyField Winery, Basor, Ks.
Home at present of The Most Noted Person, Me!

KS.!
While for some of YOU East Coast Snobs, we werent the oldest, but Louis and Clark came to our country plus a line on the UnderGround RR!
We anit all bad out here in the so called hinter land!