Any good "Yo Mama" jokes out there?

[Spotlight4Delta]

Here's one...Yo' mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!

[DELTABRAT]

Mocha,

Pig testicles are called "mountain oysters."

I am soooo serious.

[tickledpink]

They sure are (mountain oysters). They sell them in a package ---- makes you wince just to see 'em.

[Discogoddess]

Okay, so, like, eating pig FREAKING INTESTINES (chitlins) is somehow better than pig testicles? Oh my good gracious! That is some s*#$ right there! :-)

[mwedzi]

Sorry, my mistake. For real, intestines instead of testicles is not really much of a step up. too funny. well if pig testicles are mountain oysters, what were the goat ones? Or was it ox I heard of? I'm all confused.

[MaMaBuddha]

i swear what you people think of online...

you truely are internet addicts..


sheezzzzz...mountian oysters and pig testicles.....

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MaMaBuddha
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[DELTABRAT]

TEsticles...intestines...testicles...intestines... hmmm...


I have to say I don;t eat any pork, but if I had a choice, chitlins seem to be more widely accepted. I don't know.

I do know we are some creative people. My boyfriend and I talk about this all the time.

How we got the left over pig part and said, "Hey, if you biol 'em and do xyz with 'em, they taste kinda good." Okay I'm sure that's not how it happened.

But I was reading where the no lye relaxer came from and it started during slavery as well. Someone figured out that if you mixed beef fat, butter and something else, it actually straightens the hair out.

Then someone else added some other greasy additive to the mixture to make the first no-lye relaxer.

It is in this month's issue of Essence (it's like a whole hair segment).

I was like dang, you KNOW we created everything under the sun...okay I'm going off on tangents.

Back to testicles and intestines...

[Corbin Dallas]

Hey, that's one thing I KNOW white people won't try to take the credit from you for, chitlins! Ya'll can have that one!

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Steve Corbin
Lambda Chi Alpha
Theta Kappa Chapter
Rose-Hulman Inst. of Tech.

[ZetaAce]

Corbin- Plenty of white people LOVE chitlins! On my campus we had a 'Rent Party' and there were plenty of white folx really grubbing on those chitlins.

I think they are NASTY! Yuck!

ZetaAce

PS>Yo mama so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

[MaMaBuddha]

hey all,

Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.

[Diva6]

I can no longer remain silent!!
Yo mama so stupid she:
has one toe and bought a pair of flip-flops

got stabbed in a shoot out

she thought tupak shakur was a jewish holiday

she thought st. ides was a catholic church

she tried to drown a fish

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

they had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

she thought she needed a token to get on soul train

she invented a solar powered flashlight

she went to dr. dre for a pap smear

she sold the car for gas money

if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you would get change back

[CuRiOuSiTy]

Yo' Mama is so dumb they told her it was chilly outside and she got a bowl.

Yo mama so bald headed when she wear a turtle neck...she look like a roll-on deoderant

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rain bow and made skittles

Yo mama fat she walked in front of the t.v. and I missed a 2 hour show

Yo mama so old she in jesus' year book

Yo mama so old that when God said "let there be light"...she flipped the switch

Yo mama so ugly when she go to the zoo she got to pay to get out

Yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family

Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund

That all the jokes i can think for now.

P.S.
DELTABRAT:
You aint never lied!!! I've seen too many fights started from those two words. You can talk about me or anybody in my family, but don't talk about my mama.

[ambitious 1]

Diva 6, you got me rotf!!! Okay I got some...

Yo mama glasses so thick when she look down at a map, she see people wavin.

Yo mama got one arm, and she swim in a circle.

Yo mama so skinny she can use a froot loop as a hula hoop, and do push ups under the door.

Yo mama so fat the only thing she can fit in in the store is the dressing room.

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"No one is your friend who demands your silence or denies your right to grow." -Alice Walker

[lifesaver]

Yo mamma so black, when she walk in the kitchen the skillets start gigglin'.

[DELTABRAT]

I just want to say that I am digging the "yo' mama" jokes. Dang, I wish I was young so I could use some. I don;t see me retaliating by using these any time in the future.

I wanted to comment on the vernacular used in the "yo' mama" jokes. There is defintely a way to say these and the way they are written is really the way you say them.

Thanks for keeping it real and not saying "Your mother is so fat, that when she walks into a zoo, she has to pay in order to be allowed to leave the zoo."

You get the picture.

PEACE