Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[Professor]

Things you would say if you wouldn't get arrested, shot, fired, or prosecuted!!!

Now that I have a new job, I want to say:

You MF's have given me hell for nine years. I've worked my a** off you still wanted more. Now you want me to stay - - - only when hell freezes! SEEYA

[lil_sunshine]

To my family members and outsiders:

IF ANY OF Y'ALL NUCCAS UPSET ME OR MAKE ME CRY ON TUESDAY, I WILL BE FREELY ADMINISTERING PIMP SLAPS (verbal and/or physical, whichever one applies to the individual) AND THERE WON'T BE NO TURNING BACK ONCE I DO!!!!!!! 'Memba dat!

[KAPPAtivating]

To my two cousins:

This is it! I am finally through with the two of you! You all never show up at family functions except when somebody has a gift for your children! At christmas you come in the house empty handed and leave with full stomachs and boxes and boxes full of gifts for your kids. Whenever something goes on in the family you whine and complain that no one ever tells you anything and that everyone is against the two of you~WRONG! How do you expect someone to tell you something if you never call, come around, or check on anyone?

Well this is it! I am finished with you two biatches! My grandmother is going through a very serious illness right now and neither one of you biatches can call and check on her because you are mad at somebody else in the family? I don't think so! Like I said, this is a time when we should be coming together for her, and you all decide that now is the time for you to vent your frustrations with other family members and decide you don't want to be associated with us! FVCK you too! I wish I could pay somebody to whoop y'all @sses! Karma is a biatch...remember that!

[teena]

To my boss

You have managed to pluck my nerves. It appears that you are following my every move to find fault. Everyone knows that I am a very easy going- go with the flow type of person. But what ya'll dont know is I have a very ugly side. I call her Tara. Please dont make me put Tara on you. Thank God I have options.

To my mother

I love you soo much. But you are a real trip. Why did you accept a job with a company and not know what you are getting paid? Now you are making 1/3 of your former salary. I just dont get you sometimes. I really hope you dont think I am going to pick up the slack on your mistake. I will help. But dont count me as a part of your income. I do have a life of my own.

To my brother

You are crazy for real. You have never paid me back any money that I have loaned you. I know that you have been calling me getting all friendly because you want something. I meant what I said when I told you that I am going to love you from afar. I'm sorry that you counted me as a part of your income. Get a job and a life.

[deeznutz]

I guess it would go something like this.....F-YOU!...F-YOU!...F-YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND then I'd play "F the police" from NWA

[1908Revelations]

Here is the deal.....

You are nice, but stop acting as if I am leading you on. I. AM. Not! I told you what the deal is and if you can not handle being JUST FRIENDS then kick rocks! Like I said you are nice, but you don't not have any ambition. That is not cool! I know I want to win the lottery too, but what are you going to do with your life in the meantime?!?!?! Follow me....I. DON'T. THINK. SO! Get off of your ass! Get a JOB! Go back to school! A job is more important than a girlfriend!
Dontcha think?

[PrettyBoy]

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!

[JazzyRho]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!

Well Darn.... ...I hollered

[nonchalant]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!

That is one mean read. Ouch!!!

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!

Wow...way to go cheerfulgreek.

[UnbreaKableFA08]

2 my teacher: Stop talkin Sh_t before i shave the fat off yo back and make bacon!!!!!

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by UnbreaKableFA08

2 my teacher: Stop talkin Sh_t before i shave the fat off yo back and make bacon!!!!!

[PrettyBoy]

I hope next weekend you and I can go to the show and have a nice peaceful candlelight dinner without you bringing Sarah and Phil's broke azz. I'm getting tired of those two jokers tagging along. For real. Phil won't work and I find it sad that this joker is content with his girl paying for his broke hungry azz everytime we go to the movies or eat. Whenever they come along we have no privacy, therefore I can't do the things I want with you, so stop telling them our plans and the next time they invite themselves, tell them NO!!! and tell Phil's narrow, broke azz I said he can "Phil" these nutz!!

Sorry azz joker!

Peace and blessings

[Phrozen1ne]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

I hope next weekend you and I can go to the show and have a nice peaceful candlelight dinner without you bringing Sarah and Phil's broke azz. I'm getting tired of those two jokers tagging along. For real. Phil won't work and I find it sad that this joker is content with his girl paying for his broke hungry azz everytime we go to the movies or eat. Whenever they come along we have no privacy, therefore I can't do the things I want with you, so stop telling them our plans and the next time they invite themselves, tell them NO!!! and tell Phil's narrow, broke azz I said he can "Phil" these nutz!!

Sorry azz joker!

Peace and blessings

LMAO!! No one likes broke azz people tagging along.

[K_I_A_Nupe]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

I hope next weekend you and I can go to the show and have a nice peaceful candlelight dinner without you bringing Sarah and Phil's broke azz. I'm getting tired of those two jokers tagging along. For real. Phil won't work and I find it sad that this joker is content with his girl paying for his broke hungry azz everytime we go to the movies or eat. Whenever they come along we have no privacy, therefore I can't do the things I want with you, so stop telling them our plans and the next time they invite themselves, tell them NO!!! and tell Phil's narrow, broke azz I said he can "Phil" these nutz!!

Sorry azz joker!

Peace and blessings

WOW!!! I know how you feel!!!! LOL