Originally posted by KSig RC
[B]This is 100% the best parody post I've ever seen - this deserves way more respect than it's been afforded. word to big bird
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"Rather fart and be ashamed than hold it in and bust a vein..."
Another one of my father's euphemisms...
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Originally posted by valkyrie Kind of related -- I don't get when couples use the bathroom in front of each other. I don't care how long you've been together, that just ain't right.
Word. That is private time, not couple time.
I try not to fart in front of my boyfriend even after 4 years, but I don't like doing that in front of anyone.
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Originally posted by amycat412 I soooo agree. When we're at a party or something and he crowds into the bathroom with me ( ) I make him turn around and cover his ears. lol
And--hmmm, I've been w mr amycat for 3 years and I try not to fart. He however, has lost all qualms about bodily noises in front of me. LOL
Does he ever pull the covers over your head before he farts?
Originally posted by BobbyTheDon chicks dig the Dutch ovens. Especially Shaedy ones
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
) I make him turn around and cover his ears. lol
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