TKE Chants... - Page 2

Cardinals19 · #1 12-04-2005, 10:34 PM

"Born in the Backwoods"

Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear!
Two sets of teeth and four coats of hair!
Two steel balls and a cast-iron rod!
I'm a mean motherf-cker, I'm a Teke by God!
Teke once, Teke twice!
Holy jumping Jesus Christ!
Rat sh!t, bat sh!t, dirty little twat!
69 douchebags tied in a knot!
Eat, bite, f-ck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew!
We are Tekes, so f-ck you!

TKEPhiLLy · #2 03-24-2006, 02:35 AM

We do 1-2-3- T-K-E
3-2-1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Ahhh s***, ahhh D**n
R@pp@ T@pp@ Tau
Who the h*ll are we
T-K-E the best fraternity
Bim B@m F**k, all the others suck
We are the TKE's, the best f**kin greeks

Other is:
I'm a TKE from Baylor U and i dont give a d**n,
i came to school to break the rules and cheat on all exams,
To hell, to hell with PhiDelt, to hell with FeeFee too.
And if ur not a T-K-E to hell to hell to you,
So i think we ought to have a drink. Hey!
I think we ought to have a drink. Hey!
I think we ought to have a drink in honor of TKE!

TKE199tz · #3 04-20-2006, 01:22 AM

Tau Zeta Chant

Leader: All fired up on T-K-E
::All Repeat:: [repeat several times]

Leader: We are tekes
::All Repeat::

Leader: Mighty mighty tekes
::All Repeat::

Leader: Where ever we go
::All Repeat::

Leader: We let the people know
::All Repeat::

Leader: Who we are
::All Repeat::

Leader: And what we stand for
::All Repeat::

Eat, Fight, F_ck, Suck, Gobble, Nibble, Chew.
We are tekes... Who the f_ck are you?

tkeeo777 · #4 11-29-2006, 05:52 PM

My all time favorite is 1-2-3 but we sing it differently then most, it goes as follows,

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1-2-3 T-K-E
3-2-1 TAU KAPPA EPSILON
AHH SH*T AHH DAMN
RAPPA TAPPA TAU KAPPA
WHO THE HELL ARE WE
E-O E-O T-K-E
T-T-T WITH A K-K-K
T WITH A K, K WITH AN E
T-K-E E-O

and theres our version of Riders of the Night

We're the men of TKE we're riders of the night
we're dirty sons of bitches, we'd rather f*ck then fight
so hiedi hiedi hiedi ho, who the hell are we,
sh*t f*ck c*ck suck were from T-K-E E-O

TKEEO778 · #5 12-09-2006, 05:47 AM

I was born in a canebreak,
Raised by a bear,
Got a double steel jaw,
And a fine coat of hair,
I got a cast iron belly,
And a fine blue rod,
I'm a mean motherf*cker,
I'm a Teke by god!

NewPaltzTKE · #6 01-02-2007, 02:50 AM

We like to do a chant called "Little Bird"

get one brother to lead, and everyone else repeats after him...

A Little Bird,
With a yellow bill,
Flew upon,
My Window sill,
I coaxed him in,
With bits of bread,
And with a hammer,
I smashed his F*cking head!
The moral of,
The story be,
You do not f^ck,
With T-K-E.

Mward2002 · #7 04-20-2007, 05:45 PM

Florida State's chant is done when we give new guys a bid, or if we just get bored.

During rush after a guy's accepted a bid - We ring a giant bell outside the chapter house in order to get the brothers' attention (and everyone else around) that a bid's been accepted. New guy stands about 30-40 feet away and all the brothers gather in a horseshoe like mob. We start yelling "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and then the new guy runs at full speed and jumps straight up and out at the pile. We catch him and start tossing him as high as we can in the air while chanting the following (I was hitting tree branches about 6 feet above the pile but I weighed 120 lbs haha)

Who are we? TKE! We're raiders of the night!
We're dirty sons of a bitches! We'd rather F*ck than fight!
So heidy heidy Christ Almighty who the Hell are we?
Zig Zag God Damn F*cking TKE!

Works really well, and scares the living Hell out of the new guys straight off the bat hahaha

Fez · #8 09-29-2007, 04:39 PM

[quote=NewPaltzTKE;1377268]We like to do a chant called "Little Bird"

A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Sitting on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a pieced of bread
And then I crushed,
His ##cking head
The moral of
The story is
To get some head
You need some bread

TB_355 · #9 11-03-2008, 07:00 PM

This one's my personal favorite...

T-K-E
Give me T (one frater)
Heeey! You got your T you got Your T
Give me a K (one frater)
Heeey! You got your K you got your K
Give me an E (one frater)
Heeey! You got your E you got your E
What does that spell? (one frater)
GO F*** YOURSELVES!!!

Backwoods
Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear.
Two sets of teeth, four coats of hair.
Two steel balls, and a cast-iron rod.
I'm a bad mother f***er. I'm a teke by God.
Oh Heidi Heidi, Christ Almighty
Who the hell are we?
Wam bam thak you ma'am.
We're from TKE.

Countdown
Oooooooooooooooooooh!
1-2-3 who the hell are we?
3-2-1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Oh s*** god d***
Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa
Who the hell are we
(insert chapter name) TKE

Thudbutt454 · #10 12-10-2008, 03:08 PM

Pi Epsilon Chapter at CBU has a chant we do after Intramural Victories and after Bid Day as well as any other time we feel like we should.

the entire Chapter- "Aahhhhhhhh"
the Chant Leader- "Are you ready?"
the entire Chapter- "Hell Yeah Damn Strait
123 TKE
321 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Aww Shit
Gosh Damn
Ra ta ta Tau Kappa
Who the hell are we
Pi Epsilon TKE"

More recently we have gotten to the point at intramural games and usually before the chant to yell this question.

Chant Leader- Who Run it?
Chapter- TKE Run it.
this question and answer is of course usually repeated 3 times.

count505 · #11 07-09-2009, 05:54 PM

Ive heard a few versions of this but down in radford we do
born on a mountain top raised by a bear
double set of jaw teeth double set of hair
with a cast iron stomach and a 9 inch rod
im a bad a** mutha f***er im a teke by god

JonInKC · #12 04-20-2006, 11:34 AM

To the tune of "Oh my darling Clementine". I've noticed a lot of fraternities have a variation of this also.

Quote:

Originally posted by Codyray05
I got this one from another chapter, so I can't claim all credit.

Sung slowly....
Take your girlfriend, to the corner, where the light are nice and low,
put your left hand on her on her shoulder and your right hand down below, when she starts to... shake and shiver and wonder what the hell is going on,
you can tell her is the's secret handshake of tau kappa epsilON

**reading this isn't the same. try and sing it and you'll see how is rhymes. Might take a couple tries.

BeldarTKE392 · #13 06-30-2006, 01:23 AM

we had a pledge song that was sung everynight...voice was gone by week 3.

it has to be yelled at top shelf:

PLEDGES, PLEDGES, PLEDGES,
RAIDERS OF THE NIGHT!
DIRTY SONS OF BITCHES,
WE'D RATHER FUCK THAT FIGHT!
GRAB THE PRYTANIS' GIRLFRIEND,
AND RAM IT UP HER ASS!
CASTRATE THE EPI,
WITH A DIRTY PIECE OF GLASS!
FLIM FLAM DONT GIVE A DAMN,
WHO THE FUCK ARE WE?!?!
SLIP SLAP JOCKEY STRAP,
PLEDGES T-K-E!!!!!!

takes a bit to get the beat but its a good song

BackwoodTKE · #14 10-24-2008, 08:24 AM

Breakdown:
(Leader) WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
(All) Born in the backwoods, raised by bears, got two sets of teeth and four coats of hair, got two steel balls, and a cast iron rod, im a mean mother fucker, im a TKE by god.

Drinking Song:
So heres to brother (name), brother (name), brother (name). So heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. Hes happy, hes jolly, hes fucked up by golly, so heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. So drink mother fucker, drink mother fucker... (repeat drink mother fucker till they finish)

Canal Street:
Canal street, canal street, the street that I adore, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can find a whore.
I found one, I found one, sitting on a rock, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can find my cock.
I found it, I found it, sitting in my hand, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can make it stand.
I made it stand, I made it stand, up to my chin, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can get it in.
I got it in, I got it in, up to her snout, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can get it out.
I got it out, i got it out, now its all red and sore.
The moral of the story is you NEVER FUCK A WHORE

xixitke · #15 10-03-2009, 06:44 PM

XiXi Chapter chant at Texas State-San Marcos

Born in the backwoods
Raised by a bear
Two sets of teeth
And Four coats of hair
Two steal balls
And A cast Iron rod
I'm a mean mother fucker
I'm a Teke by God!