Drunken injuries

[hottytoddy]

I pulled something in my knee one night while dancing. The guy picke me up & spun me around & I kicked something--pulling something in my knee. It hurt like hell for like 2 weeks.

Lastnight I dropped my cell phone in the toilet at the bar.

[sairose]

Originally posted by ASTLuv21
When I started dating my bf, I was sitting on his bed and some how I managed to get his fan (one that stands up) that is next to his bed on top of me and stuck to my belly ring. How it happend, no one knows. Only person in the room with me was his best friend who was getting more beer outta the fridge. After that I passed out after I was freed from the fan. I still stay away from that fan when drunk lol

LMAO that is hilarious!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Not me, but when I was in college, I attended a party to celebrate the initiation of the new brothers. Two of the brothers were drunk and celebrating initiation by head butting each other. So they got drunker and drunker laughing each time they head butted each other until they cracked each others' heads open. There was blood everywhere! These two geniuses thought it was hilariously funny even as they were being rushed to the emergency room to get stitches.

[pink and green]

I woke up one Saturday morning with a huge bruise and scrapes all over my right cheek and zero idea as to what happened. My boyfriend and my friends informed me that the previous night at one of the frat lodges (we don't have houses), I was trying to go out onto the back porch, but I cut the corner too quickly and walked right into the brick wall.

[GeekyPenguin]

My two favorite injury stories are from my sorority roomie - she likes to tell people she was drunk, but she wasn't.

Her first one - she's chilling at the Gamma Phi house the semester before I moved in, and she's just relaxing on the porch. We had a little side porch built off the house, raised about 2 feet off the ground. Well, Sarah decides to get a CD or something out of her car, gets up out of her lawn chair, and walks right off the porch. She sprained her ankle so badly she was on crutches for like six weeks.

Number two - it's the night we're moving into the house for second semester. I'm in our room, chilling out, and I'm starting to wonder where she is since classes start the next day. I call her up and she tells me she isn't coming back for a few hours, her fiancee is driving her back because she broke her wrist. I was like "haha, funny, where are you?"

Turns out she definitely did break her wrist - they were going ice fishing and she took one step on the ice and KA-BOOM.

My favorite drunk injury was one of our sisters walking through the screen door onto the aforementioned porch, knocking it out of the track, tripping over the door on the porch, and then falling off the porch. She wasn't hurt, but we were barbecuing with the SigEps and she got laughed at.

My worst drunk injury was either getting attacked by the chains on my boyfriend's loft as I tried to climb into it, or getting JACKED in the face by a sandal during a round of sandal golf.

[adpialumcsuc]

My Sophmore year and friend and I thought it would be a great idea to jump into the freezing pool in November. We had so much frun the first time that we decided to do it again. After we jumped in the pool the second time I forgot to open the gate and Ran right into it. Unfortunately my foot slid underneath the bars and slit open the top of my foot from ankle to toe. I felt nothing until the cold of my foot was warmed by the blood. I ended up with 26 stitches, crutches and foot the was so purple I could step on it if I wanted to.

[chideltjen]

i usually end up with huge bruises on my shins or cuts on my hands from scraping up against bars or something. I bruise easily so this happens often...

[PM_Mama00]

I have a few cuz I'm the most self-inflected injury victim ever.

One nite we were sitting at one of my sisters' houses. Her cousin and his best friend, both Delt Sigs, always liked to wrestle. We're in the kitchen and I'm just sittin there telling Laura a story and then BOOM I got knocked in the side of the head with a Carnation Instant Breakfast box... of course the corner of it had to be the part that hit me. It wasn't even meant to hit me, that's teh funny party.

[33girl]

Originally posted by hottytoddy
Lastnight I dropped my cell phone in the toilet at the bar.

My ID fell in the toilet more than once. When I was in school we didn't carry purses to the bar so we put our IDs in pants pockets or jacket pockets or cigarette packs.

I still have a scar on my left knee from falling down in front of my little's house during senior walk - oy vey.

[valkyrie]

I still have a scar on my knee from a drunken college injury. I met this dreamy guy at a bar and he offered me a ride on his Vespa. I was so drunk when I tried to get on the Vespa, I sort of overshot and ended up on the ground, scraping the hell out of my knee. It was a disgusting bloody mess but I didn't even notice it or that it hurt until the next day, but the guy was really dreamy.

[WCUgirl]

Okay, Donna was really really drunk one night at the Lambda Chi house. She decides she's had too much to drink and needs to go home. So, off she goes in search of a DD. She just so happens to be on the top level of the house. Well, to get to the bottom level she has to go down one flight of stairs, and then turn and go down another flight of stairs. So, she grabs brother Joe's hand and says, "Help me walk down the stairs!" So, he does, and as she gets to the bottom of the first flight of stairs, she falls and busts her butt big time. She stands up, laughs, and waits for Joe to catch up to her. "That sucked." she says. So, they turn to go down the next flight of stairs.....when she falls AGAIN! Yes folks, I fell down a flight of stairs twice in a row the Thursday night before spring break....so when I got home and was laying on the beach 2 days later it looked like my boyfriend beat me. I was bruised all over on my legs and my arms!!!

ETA: I was still hungover 2 days later...I was pretty sloshed.

One of my pledge sisters fell down a flight of stairs at the Pi Kapp house and broke her jaw. She wasn't drunk though!

[Xylochick216]

Originally posted by hottytoddy
Lastnight I dropped my cell phone in the toilet at the bar.

At Lambda Chi Alpha's Pumpkinfest this year, we were a bit intoxicated. One of my sisters dropped her phone in the toilet as she was flushing it, getting it stuck. Everyone ran around for awhile trying to find a plunger. The funniest thing was our president sticking her arm up the toilet (that the guys use and rarely clean, mind you) trying to get the phone out. She finally just got a new phone.

[norcalchick]

we used to have parties at my house. the living room and kitchen were upstairs. so people would go up the dark stairwell and trip over the steps ALL the time! it was the kind that goes up some steps, goes to a landing, then up in the other direction. but on the landing, there was another step in the middle which is where everyone would fall. you'd be in the hallway or something, and hear a big THUNK, and then hear some people laugh. i thought it was hillarious. some people even fell down the stairs in front of the police!

[CardinalSM]

We had a toga party my freshman year with Phi Mu on the second floor of a bar downtown. I was the DD and sober and my big sis was anything but and under 21. She picked a fight with a bouncer who pulled a policeman over and while I tried to convince the cop just to let me take her home she kept fighting with him. It ended with both of us being escorted out of the bar by about 4 cops. I was walking in front of my big as we went down the stairs, my big tripped and took out like 2 huge policemen and me as she tumbled down the stairs, we landed in a big crumpled heap at the bottom of like 15 stairs. She ended up with only a warning and the cops let me take her home, but needless to say we were both extremely brusied the next morning and I am sure the cops were too!

Every Wednesday night at D&B the Sunset Lanai gets turned into a club. Happy hour (which includes every liqueur HALF OFF) is also in effect.

The boy had to come and save me because I was too messed up to drive home. We pulled into the garage, I got out of the car, tried to walk up by myself, but I ended up EATING IT BIG TIME because a) my shoes were too high and b) it was Happy Hour at D&B's fault.

I have a swollen ankle and a few scrapes on my elbow now.