My 8th grade English teacher, Mr. Germak:
This man had red hair at one time, but he was going bald. Unfortunately, I think he had the same toupee as he had had for about 20 years, and he had lost more hair and the hair he had left was gray. So you'd look at him and see red toupee, a ring of baldness, and then gray hair. As if that weren't bad enough, he had a very high, nasal voice.
This man also did weird things like passing around a cup for contributions to his made-up organization called the PTF (Poor Teachers' Fund). This was quite a joke considering that teachers in my area were extremely well-paid, and everyone knew this man drove a Lexus.
He also made references to the habits and personalities of various wives, telling us he had 8, though everyone was pretty sure he was gay.
That's only the tip of the iceberg.
He's also the only teacher who ever kissed me, but I'm not even gonna discuss that.
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