So, I'm at the mall with this boy from my dorms, and I'm like "ohhh, look at the cute puppies!! I want one sooo bad!"
The next afternoon the boy shows up with the puppy!
This would have been all fine and wonderful, except that we were only allowed to have fish in the dorms. About five of us from my floor took turns sneaking it down 5 flights of stairs to take it outside, and watched it at night, and attempted to keep it from barking. We had it for about two weeks, and then all got wise to the fact that there were some damn good reasons you aren't supposed to have pets in the dorms.
We gave it away to a local family.