We are live at the Sharpton Corpporate offices, where Al will undergo a massive make over per the request of ERRYBOTTY!
Right here, is his dressing room, complete with Soft & Beautiful perms, hot curlers, straightning combs, flat irons, Pank Lotion, Lotta Body for Perms and TONS of holding sprays and GEL.
Stylist: So, Al, what look are we creating for you today???
Al Sharpton sitting there looking like a black version of Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard.
Al: Yes, and a bucket of chicken.....right, lemme repeat the order to you, potata salitt, mustudd greens, yeah the small one, peach cobbla, uh huhn..........right, and a side order of whitings.
Al: Oh, man im sorry, what were you saying about a look
Stylist: it's ok Al, just wanted to know what style were you looking for??
Al: Man just give me a press and curl......paste them sides down with some gel and be done......if you want you can throw a couple of pin curls in the front that aughtta make it look betta. Then Ofra can leave me alone.