Open Letter pt 2 - Page 2

CrimsonTide4 · #16 10-21-2002, 06:11 AM

To Brian Hooks: How do you keep getting roles? Who keeps writing the movies that you "star" in? Shouldn't the fact that these movies go straight to video TELL you SOMETHING?

To LL Cool J: How Come your song should be called I need a girl Part 4 or 5? How come it sounds like Part 3?

CrimsonTide4 · #17 10-22-2002, 09:25 PM

To Borders Bookstore:

I won their drawing for a Franklin Covey Gift Set!!

prospectiverushee · #18 10-23-2002, 06:58 PM

To my manager: How come you waited till today to tell me and the rest of the csr's that we were being transfered off the contract? You've know since last week what was going down. You could have told me this yesterday. How come M isn't getting transferd. She's a csr, but I guess because she's the department pet she's exempt. And why did you think that I would feel better by telling me that you're looking to reorganize in Jan? You tell me that I'm a good employee and that come Jan I'm one of the people you would love to have back on the contract. But right now business is business and apperently business is bad right now. Nothing personal. This is suppose to make me feel better how?

To D: You are the most fake person that I know. What were you trying to prove by coming over and trying to comfort me this afternoon. You are such a phoney. We all know you have your head up M's butt .

Sunkissd · #19 10-26-2002, 07:18 PM

To the GC Family: This is my first post. Ya'll are TOO funny! I've been reading the posts for a while now and I just wanted to stop by, say hello, and drop a few lines. Thanks for being so entertaining!

To the girl in my class: I am NOT the official note taker or your secretary. I let you copy my notes because I thought you were having an emergency situation. My kindness in that instance doesn't mean you can just come to class once a month and expect to copy my notes. And I can't believe you had the ordasity to get an attitude and role your eyes when I asked if you were having a problem. Like I said, you need to ask someone else, 'cause ya ain't gettin it from me.

To my stickgirl: Thanks for listening to my sob story the other day. I feel better now. Sometimes all you need to do is say it out loud and it all makes sense.

To the woman who interviewed me: I thought the interview went quite well the other day. I mean, towards the end of the interview, you were talking as if I already had the position. We talked about your daughter, school, future opportunities after graduation...so...what's the problem? You said you would call me friday. Can a sister get a call back?

To the custodian man on campus: Um no. You are not attractive to me, and no, I don't want you to be my sugar daddy! If you keep harrassing me I will report you.

To God: You're the greatest! And that thing I asked for the other day, never mind. You gave me something that is 100X better than I could have ever imagined. Thanks!

CrimsonTide4 · #20 10-26-2002, 08:13 PM

To Borders and Franklin Covey:

These mofos did not give me a FRANKLIN COVEY PLANNER!!!

I got Books on how to create a highly effective family, family mission statement and other BULL MESS. How come I was in 5th place behind $100 GC, Borders Basket, 2 $50 GC??

I wanna GC. I won't boycott but I will become an EBAY seller.

CrimsonTide4 · #21 11-01-2002, 06:54 AM

To Aaron McGruder: HURRY UP with the movie version of The Boondocks!! Your comics are on point and are my morning sniggle every morning.

LilPrincess21 · #22 11-22-2002, 07:21 PM

To my loud neighbors: Can you please try and not wake me up when it's 3am and I have a test in the morning. Are you freshman or sophomores? Get a life and maybe you can achieve something.

To my boyfriend: Keep your head up, I know it seems hard but nothing in life comes easy. You know you are my world and that should be your support, through it all so don't be worried. It's me and you against the world just like musiq said.

CrimsonTide4 · #23 11-30-2002, 09:31 PM

To WW II: No I do not want you back. No I do not love you like that. Please stop sending me 99,000 forwards. Please stop sending me forwards that "require" me to send it back. Please learn how to send attachments. Please learn how to work your scanner program. Please do not send me pictures of "YOU".

Please do not leave 6 minute messages on my VM anymore. Please act your age and not like a horny adolescent.

To the doctor's office: I double dog dare you to bill me. You will see a disgruntled patient fa sho.

To MOTHERS: Kill that fake discipline. You know, you discipline your kid only in front of company.

To the PIG: Why do your INTESTINES smell so GAWD AWFUL? Why!?!?!?!

To the person who thought up eating the SH!TTIEST PART OF THE PIG: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss.

To my mama: HOMEGIRL I love your cooking. Thank you LORD for giving me a mama who can cook.

Come December 21, have yo booty in the kitchen.

CrimsonTide4 · #24 01-23-2003, 06:32 AM

To God: Thanks for the SNOW DAY!!!

3 inches of snow can sho nuff shut the city down. THANKS.

They closed my STREET DOWN!!

God you worked it out in my favor. Sadly I did not believe it would be more than one inch so I left my book at work.

But I have tons more at home.

To Angela Nissel: You are the SHIZZNIT!! Your book is HILARIOUS. I will recommend your book to anyone.

TO GC: READ The Broke Diaries. You will be CTFU as you ROFL. I promise.

To 92.7: Can you all please stop playing THUG HOLIDAY by Trick Daddy EVERY MORNING @ 5:30 precisely??????? I swear I know it is a DAY if you all play that song.

ladeia · #25 01-23-2003, 04:02 PM

To My daugther's father: yes I refer to you as that instead of my baby's daddy because you are her FATHER. I might not like you but she loves you and that all that count. You are there emotionally and $$ for her and I appericate that.

To All brothers w/o a job and ambition/lack of motivation: please don't step my way! I have been there and done that with no success. You can hang out until 3-4 in morning spending borrowed money on beer and the latest club but won't get up to at least 9am to look for employment or regeister for a class for self improvement/advancement. My pay check have my name on it and the fine print dosen't require me to give you any $$

To my family: you get on my everlast nerve but I won't change a thing...

To my daugther (mommy's sweetheart): you are everything to me and I'll love you always

To myself: the mistakes that you made are hard lessons learned. The true meaning of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Love is found within and flows out. I am happy when I am me!

To GC:

LaDeia
"...all that is will be, if not it wasn't meant to be..."
- Author unknown

prospectiverushee · #26 01-23-2003, 11:15 PM

To my company: It's been a year. A whole year. I can't believe that I've lasted this long. Three contracts in 12 months. Your benefits are a joke. Your attendence policy is crazy. And don't even get me started on the pay....

To the management of my current department: I've been on this contract 3 weeks now. For 3 weeks now I've been in a complete rage. I go home angry everyday. Last Thursday after I got off work,I cried all the way home. Everything is ia complete and total mess on this contract. You know it,I know it, and the client knows it. So why hasn't anything been done? How much longer do we have to wait till things get better? Do you have any ideal how stressed out us csr's are? Do you know how tired we are getting cussed on by customers every single day? Inmates get talk to better then us csrs have been these past 3 weeks. If you don't watch out, us csr's are going to ban together and file a class-action suit for mental and emotional cruelty

To CT4: The Broke Diaries is a good book. My friend gave it to me and it had me LMAO

CrimsonTide4 · #27 02-16-2003, 07:28 PM

To my NEIGHBOR across the hall: Sista, Brotha, Little Sista Chillun can you please please please take down your CHRISTMAS WREATH!?!?!?!?!!?

I mean I know there is precipitation outside and everything but umm err umm TAKE DAT ISHT DOWN!! Put a Black History Wreath up or something.

**we only have ONE door so please don't say maybe it is the door that they don't use.**

mo_mo17 · #28 02-16-2003, 09:51 PM

Dear Lord: I know you have a plan for me. I've been crazy stressed out these last few months but I know you have a plan for me.

Dear Potential Employer: I hope that you will realize come Thursday how sincere I am about this job opportunity. I can only come in and be the sister that I am but please recognize and realize that I was meant for you as you were meant for me. And please please please let the benefits and salary be on point.

Dear Monique: Please take time for yourself. You are worth so much more than you realize. Don't let these young women (including yourself) tear down your accomplishments and eat away at your self esteem. You're beautiful outside and in. It's all about you this week. Please take care of us. I love you!

Dear OA: Let's not take our friendship for granted. I love you, you know I do. But. . . I have a life too!

It's a shocker I know. I do not exist for the greater good of your life. A sister has to keep it movin.

Dear Mom: Yet again, I love you. But don't give me things you don't intend to let go of.

And finally, CM: Things are getting better, but they're not good enough. I still luv ya though.

Confucius · #29 02-21-2003, 04:59 PM

My Uncle E : Thank you for giving me the opportunity to change my life for the better. You better believe that on May 3rd, I will be moving my aaaazzzzz to Florida!

My roommates : If one of you turn down the heat to 65degress one more time, I am going to light the entire house on fire! Then you will be able to say I have the heat turned up to hell!

Drama Filled Friend : You don't want sanity, your crazy.

Coworker :If you hum a tune to yourself one more time this afternoon, I am going to hurt you.

librasoul22 · #30 02-21-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Confucius
My Uncle E : Thank you for giving me the opportunity to change my life for the better. You better believe that on May 3rd, I will be moving my aaaazzzzz to Florida!

My roommates : If one of you turn down the heat to 65degress one more time, I am going to light the entire house on fire! Then you will be able to say I have the heat turned up to hell!

Drama Filled Friend : You don't want sanity, your crazy.

Coworker :If you hum a tune to yourself one more time this afternoon, I am going to hurt you.