Kid (s/he. hermaphodite, whatever) needs to get their facts straight about us U of M sorority girls...
1) Drug of choice is NOT cocaine...its E, duh.
2)Umm hi, but capri pants were out awhile ago. We brought the black a$$ pants back and truthfully we actuallly were skirts a majority of the time cuz its easier to f....nevermind.
3)We do not give head to just anyone and its not all the time. First we need to know how much mommy and daddy make and what kind of car you drive. Second of all, we need time to go shopping so we can all dress alike for the next party!
3)Yeah, we drink and are naked all the time, but it makes the pillow fights so much better when your wasted. *does stereotypical sorority girl giggle*

Sorry after seeing the page I had to get that out of my system. Didnt find it too offensive, but it was completely dumb.
OK, now on a serious note...
I would just like to say that this is probably some jacka$$ at UM who has probably been REJECTED my many UM sorority girls. As a UM alum I would like to say that he in no way represents the men at UM, most are true gentlemen (although Im aure many would laugh at it but would say this guy is a prick with not much of a life) and in no way represents the University.
Real Facts About UM sorority girls...
- Highest GPA's on campus
- Presidents of different clubs and orgs outside of our Greek lives
- Many in the honors program
- Majors ranging from Pre-Med, Engineer, Ed, to Kinesiology and more, So many of us don't have the time to do that sh!t.
- Most of all a great majority are just your everyday girls who will throw on sweats to go to class with a baseball cap.
Unfortunately those are real UM DG's and I highly doubt they know about this page. How the heck this guy got their pics I dunno. Someone could complain to the U about this webpage and U would probably have it removed in like 2 secs...but since many would say this is a plain old dumb spoof and doesnt necessarily say any orgs names, that he has a right to design the page and removing it may violate his first amendment rights.