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11-06-2004, 11:34 AM
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Originally posted by NutBrnHair
"Friends will always walk in dust -- You will always ride."
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.... in bed!
Lol that makes it hilarious!
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11-06-2004, 12:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TechAPhi
I forgot the very first (semi) humorous fortune I got:
"You will receive a fortune cookie."
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i got that one once.
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11-06-2004, 12:40 PM
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how funny, so many people use IN BED
i wonder how it was all started...
a couple of visits ago, the three of us that went to lunch together all got the same fortune...but i don't remember what it was
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11-06-2004, 01:39 PM
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Location: partying like it's 1999
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The funniest one my mom got was: "Your family is one of nature's greatest masterpieces."
I don't know if this is really that funny as much as it is weird, but one time I got "Do not intend to hurt others but prepared to get hurt." Gee thanx Empire Szechuan.
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11-06-2004, 01:58 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Cheney, Washington
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Quote:
Originally posted by PoohsHoneyBee
how funny, so many people use IN BED
i wonder how it was all started...
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My friend told be about that one (in the 6th grade). She got it off a TV show. 90210, I think...
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11-06-2004, 05:08 PM
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It's not really funny, but happened to me after I read it was pretty funny.
"You are at your best when you have both feet on the ground."
The following day, a guy tried to piggyback me and I slid right over his jacket...head first into the ground. I had a nasty bump on my forehead and the scar is still there.
I miss Chinatown in San Francisco!
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11-06-2004, 05:23 PM
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I had a fortune cookie tell me that "To be happy you must stop being disdainful." I am admittedly a little on the cynical side,but to have a fortune cookie give me psychological advice is a little disarming.
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11-10-2004, 03:52 PM
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I just got Chinese take-out the other day, and my fortune cookie said "You and your wife will be happy in your life together."   I guess that means I'm going to have to get married in Massachusettes.
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11-10-2004, 05:51 PM
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I didn't get this one but my male friend did.
"Never promise more than you can deliver."
....in bed!!!!!!
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11-10-2004, 06:06 PM
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I win!!! I once got one that said:
"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!"
I saved it, laminated it and tacked it to my message board..
I just hope they were joking.. 
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11-10-2004, 09:25 PM
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You're best friend is having sex with your fiancee...add the "in bed" part and its hilarious.
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11-10-2004, 10:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KLPDaisy
"Do not intend to hurt others but prepared to get hurt."
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IN BED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Wow, that's some fun place!!!
I've actually gotten the "that wasn't chicken" one, too. What was worse was that I had ordered Kung Pao Chicken, and the waiter had abbreviated it on the check as "Kung Pooch"!!
When using the "in bed" part, the best one I ever got was, "You are always the life of the party!" 
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11-23-2004, 08:40 PM
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Location: South FL
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I got one last spring that said (no joke):
"Promote Literacy. Buy a Box of Fortune Cookies Today."
LOLOL, I really liked the one that said "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!"
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