Facebook Statuses - Page 2

als463 · #16 04-26-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

lol--true, her status was weird.

Now you know that the urinary tract and vagina are not the same thing, and knowing is half the battle.

IlovemyAKA...love the picture but, wasn't "Knowing is half the battle" GI Joe? You should have a pic for that...lol

And yes, you are right...knowing really is-half the battle!

XAntoftheSkyX · #17 04-26-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by als463

IlovemyAKA...love the picture but, wasn't "Knowing is half the battle" GI Joe? You should have a pic for that...lol

And yes, you are right...knowing really is-half the battle!

BetteDavisEyes · #18 05-15-2009, 05:09 PM

I left this facebook status earlier today: BetteDavisEyes "has no idea what to wear to a wedding. I am a terrible girl b/cI have NO fashion sense."

I have received 2 comments from my cousin & her bitchy friend about it.
Cousin - "you think! lol!"
Friend - "too bad for u!"

Was that really necessary? For the record, my cousin & her friends all think they are fashionistas and always make it a point to mention that I don't dress "fashionably" b/c I'm usually found in jeans, capris, and t-shirts.

SWTXBelle · #19 05-15-2009, 06:09 PM

Defriend them.

Seriously - who needs THAT?

DreamfulSpirit · #20 05-26-2009, 01:51 PM

I saw this facebook status when I logged in this morning as a reaction to Obama nominating a Hispanic woman to replace one of the Supreme Court justices when he retires:

We dont need a freaking hispanic women as our supreme court justice!!!

I was quite appalled by it.......

LatinaAlumna · #21 05-26-2009, 03:46 PM

Along the lines of the "UTI" status, this is the weirdest thing I've seen:

______ hates herpes.

KSUViolet06 · #22 05-26-2009, 04:48 PM

Ladies:

Every issue/argument/disagreement you have with your bf/Fiance/hubby DOES NOT need to be broadcasted in your status:

Married Girl is so f*cking pissed off at Steve for not coming home last night. Separate beds tonight. UGH. I hate this.

Engaged Girl got in a huge fight with Bob over that lady from work, and he left. I wonder if getting married is even worth it.

Girl with Loser BF: is going to smash that b*tches windows in for messing around with her man.

AGDee · #23 05-26-2009, 11:30 PM

After a very long Girl Scouts award ceremony tonight, my daughter put as her status "I hate Girl Scouts". So my ex-husband posts "Would you rather be in Boy Scouts with your brother?". So I post, "You're seriously asking a 15 year old girl if she'd rather go camping with a whole bunch of boys? OF COURSE she would!"
So the ex posts "Oh that's right, it's a monastery for you!"
And I post "So you want her with a bunch of monks? I think you mean a convent!"
And he posts "Boy, what would I do without you to correct me?"

Luckily, the kid thought it was hilarious. Her divorced parents are like a sit-com on Facebook.

AGDLynn · #24 05-27-2009, 02:07 AM

I wish I would post what I am really thinking but it wouldn't help.

lovespink88 · #25 05-27-2009, 01:14 PM

Obviously Not On the Dean's List NOW I AM FINISHED COLLEGE FOREVER N EVER N EVER

minDyG · #26 06-03-2009, 04:05 PM

This b*tch is a Speech and Language Pathology/Communicative Disorders Major. I find this highly ironic.

_______is there a web site that I can put my GPA and my GRE scores in and it tell me where I can go to a masters program or docterate?... casue that's be a GREAT help right now instead on lookin at 500 college websites!!!!

AGDee · #27 06-03-2009, 08:37 PM

_______________Had my 6wk ob checkup today... Hubby is happy.

Ok, so she had twins and had her 6 wk ob checkup.. was the last part necessary????

tri deezy · #28 06-03-2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by AGDee

_______________Had my 6wk ob checkup today... Hubby is happy.

Ok, so she had twins and had her 6 wk ob checkup.. was the last part necessary????

I was trying to figure it out for a few mins and my conclusion is that the OBGYN gave her the thumbs up to start having sex again. My co-workers pretty much all had babies at the same time last year and so for a while, it was all we talked about. They said that six weeks is pretty much the generally agreed upon waiting period before they start having sex again.

APhiAnna · #29 06-03-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

Ladies:

Every issue/argument/disagreement you have with your bf/Fiance/hubby DOES NOT need to be broadcasted in your status:

Married Girl is so f*cking pissed off at Steve for not coming home last night. Separate beds tonight. UGH. I hate this.

Engaged Girl got in a huge fight with Bob over that lady from work, and he left. I wonder if getting married is even worth it.

Girl with Loser BF: is going to smash that b*tches windows in for messing around with her man.

So. True. One girl I know always posts things like, "_________ thinks that people should figure out what being a true friend is all about" or "__________ is reconsidering who her friends are after last night"....like these people are NOT going to figure out that they are being talked shit about on Facebook! It makes the situation worse! And then she wonders why she is always in drama...she has no discretion and brings it on herself.

AGDee · #30 06-04-2009, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by tri deezy

I was trying to figure it out for a few mins and my conclusion is that the OBGYN gave her the thumbs up to start having sex again. My co-workers pretty much all had babies at the same time last year and so for a while, it was all we talked about. They said that six weeks is pretty much the generally agreed upon waiting period before they start having sex again.

Exactly, which is why I think the last part was unnecessary!