Facebook Statuses

[AGDee]

After a very long Girl Scouts award ceremony tonight, my daughter put as her status "I hate Girl Scouts". So my ex-husband posts "Would you rather be in Boy Scouts with your brother?". So I post, "You're seriously asking a 15 year old girl if she'd rather go camping with a whole bunch of boys? OF COURSE she would!"
So the ex posts "Oh that's right, it's a monastery for you!"
And I post "So you want her with a bunch of monks? I think you mean a convent!"
And he posts "Boy, what would I do without you to correct me?"

Luckily, the kid thought it was hilarious. Her divorced parents are like a sit-com on Facebook.

[AGDLynn]

I wish I would post what I am really thinking but it wouldn't help.

[APhiAnna]

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

Ladies:

Every issue/argument/disagreement you have with your bf/Fiance/hubby DOES NOT need to be broadcasted in your status:

Married Girl is so f*cking pissed off at Steve for not coming home last night. Separate beds tonight. UGH. I hate this.

Engaged Girl got in a huge fight with Bob over that lady from work, and he left. I wonder if getting married is even worth it.

Girl with Loser BF: is going to smash that b*tches windows in for messing around with her man.

So. True. One girl I know always posts things like, "_________ thinks that people should figure out what being a true friend is all about" or "__________ is reconsidering who her friends are after last night"....like these people are NOT going to figure out that they are being talked shit about on Facebook! It makes the situation worse! And then she wonders why she is always in drama...she has no discretion and brings it on herself.

[lovespink88]

Obviously Not On the Dean's List NOW I AM FINISHED COLLEGE FOREVER N EVER N EVER

[minDyG]

This b*tch is a Speech and Language Pathology/Communicative Disorders Major. I find this highly ironic.

_______is there a web site that I can put my GPA and my GRE scores in and it tell me where I can go to a masters program or docterate?... casue that's be a GREAT help right now instead on lookin at 500 college websites!!!!

[AGDee]

_______________Had my 6wk ob checkup today... Hubby is happy.

Ok, so she had twins and had her 6 wk ob checkup.. was the last part necessary????

[tri deezy]

Originally Posted by AGDee

_______________Had my 6wk ob checkup today... Hubby is happy.

Ok, so she had twins and had her 6 wk ob checkup.. was the last part necessary????

I was trying to figure it out for a few mins and my conclusion is that the OBGYN gave her the thumbs up to start having sex again. My co-workers pretty much all had babies at the same time last year and so for a while, it was all we talked about. They said that six weeks is pretty much the generally agreed upon waiting period before they start having sex again.

[AGDee]

Originally Posted by tri deezy

I was trying to figure it out for a few mins and my conclusion is that the OBGYN gave her the thumbs up to start having sex again. My co-workers pretty much all had babies at the same time last year and so for a while, it was all we talked about. They said that six weeks is pretty much the generally agreed upon waiting period before they start having sex again.

Exactly, which is why I think the last part was unnecessary!

[minDyG]

Originally Posted by AGDee

Exactly, which is why I think the last part was unnecessary!

Maybe she thought it was a discreet way to get her point across without saying, "Now we can finally DO IT again!"

[AlphaXi_Husky]

I cannot stand it when people use FB as a diary...for example:

"______is numb. I just don't want to feel anymore. Feelings cause trouble; hold them in and I'm closed off and frustrate those around me. Open up and be completely honest and I'm playing games and start to feel punished for these feelings. How can I possibly get you to understand if you get defensive? You don't open up to me, so how can I see your side? I don't want this to be a fight. I just want to understand."

a) status updates are not supposed to be that long
b) waaaay too personal
c) I don't really care to know all this

[minDyG]

Originally Posted by AlphaXi_Husky

I cannot stand it when people use FB as a diary...for example:

"______is numb. I just don't want to feel anymore. Feelings cause trouble; hold them in and I'm closed off and frustrate those around me. Open up and be completely honest and I'm playing games and start to feel punished for these feelings. How can I possibly get you to understand if you get defensive? You don't open up to me, so how can I see your side? I don't want this to be a fight. I just want to understand."

a) status updates are not supposed to be that long
b) waaaay too personal
c) I don't really care to know all this

Yeah, that's pretty much what LiveJournal is for.

[PeppyGPhiB]

Someone I know just posted:

"____ _____ keeps getting calls for a Zeta from guys with deep, sexy black guy voices. She's decided to be Zeta from now on."

LOL

[lovespink88]

Annoying girl from high school is working kenny chesney today- and of course its raining in Chicago! Its Karma because of all our shady politicians- and our president who is doing a great job (NOT!)

Yes, because the reason that it's raining for the Kenny Chesney concert is because you don't like our president...

If I was actually friends with the girl I would playfullycomment, "No, it's because country music SUCKS!" But since I'm not friends with her, people might see it and think 'WTF is that girl's problem??' And although I don't like country, I don't hate it to the point where I feel the need to let everyone know my feelings on it

[pshsx1]

I hate when people put half of a song in their statuses.

______ food is like sex. it can be great, it can suck, but its for a good cause.

______ gangstas start off there day wit frosted flakes, get at me
^^ Well that's always good to know.

And of course Friday consisted of a million "GO RED WINGS" and "Red Wings... " statuses.

______ Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.