What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06

I love doing this to you, teena, and lil_sunshine?

Ha Ha Oh Sh... Got-Daymn! This Is Too Funny!

[PerfectVerse06]

LOL!!

I thought that's what you were saying.



I know you love doing this to me and lil_sunshine, but remember that we were the ones who awarded you that Degree in Pimpology!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
I know you love doing this to me and lil_sunshine, but remember that we were the ones who awarded you that Degree in Pimpology!

EXACTLY! You may think that I don't know what you're talking about, but I do. PV06 is the one who's acronym challenged. So marquise, I'll say this once: GSWTAPOP.

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine
GSWTAPOP.

Got me beat.

[lil_sunshine]

GSWTAPOP- Go somewhere with that and pimp on playa.

[SummerChild]

Soror, if I have one more man Skee Wee me! Why do they think they are cute when they do that??? What is up with men Skee Weeing the Sorors?

I guess one of the weirdest things that I heard was when a guy walked up to me (he was a security guard in the store Express) and he said, "Oh, you're an AKA? Well, I have always wanted to date an AKA. Do ya'll be having parties and stuff? Can I come?" When I realized that he was serious and did not know that he sounded crazy, I just smiled, thanked him and confirmed that we have parties sometimes.

Also, I always have young high schoolers tell me that they want to be in the sorority when they get to college - then they struggle as they inevitably say "I know it's Alpha, Alpha, what's the 'K' (kay, not kappa) for again?" It's cute. Their so innocent and truly interested. I once had a high schooler dang near chase me down in Macy's after she exclaimed out loud "Oh! An AKA!" (lol) and proceeded to inform me that her grandmother and aunt are Sorors and she has just always wanted to be an "AKA." It's all good.

SC

Originally Posted by btb87

That is cute!
But I tell ya, if I hear "Also Known As" one mo' time. . .

[SummerChild]

That.is.crazy. LOLOL. She held up a "mirror" for her? Classic.
SC

Originally Posted by SKEEphistAKAte

This didn't happen to me, but to one of the sorors in my chapter. A few sorors were out dancing. This chick walks up and starts holding a "mirror" up to one of the sorors. The soror says "Oh, are you a soror? What chapter are you from?" The chick says "No, I'm not one but I want to be one REAL BAD."

This chick just has no idea how lucky she is that SKEE was not in the place that evening.

[marquise1911]

Last Friday the greeks were doing community service and one of the new freshman girls ran up to me and my bruhs and said, and I quote, "Wsup bruhs my name is Nikkie, but you can just call me soror cause I'm GOING to become your sister." And I was like "Really?" She continued on to say, "Yeah! I'm gonna be an AKA!" Throwing up the pinky. All the bruhs broke out laughing I tried to hold a st8 face, but it cracked. I had one of my AKA friends who was controlled enough not to smack her up, explain to her what she did.

This is our future....dumdumdum!!!

[DST_philoso4]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

Last Friday the greeks were doing community service and one of the new freshman girls ran up to me and my bruhs and said, and I quote, "Wsup bruhs my name is Nikkie, but you can just call me soror cause I'm GOING to become your sister." And I was like "Really?" She continued on to say, "Yeah! I'm gonna be an AKA!" Throwing up the pinky. All the bruhs broke out laughing I tried to hold a st8 face, but it cracked. I had one of my AKA friends who was controlled enough not to smack her up, explain to her what she did.

This is our future....dumdumdum!!!

that's YOUR future, she's going to be YOUR "Soror" lmao

[marquise1911]

Originally Posted by DST_philoso4

that's YOUR future, she's going to be YOUR "Soror" lmao

why???

[BluBlaZon]

Well I work at a daycare and one of the parents there pulled me up and asked mad questions about Zeta..so I answered because I love talking about my sorority [yea..I am a neo] so anyway ever since then...she saw me walking to the train and proceed to pop her collar at me because she was wearing a blue and white suit and then say I am reppin' and I am like h-e-double hockey sticks to the naw she didn't..just because I spoke to you doesn't mean you can claim that you have ties to Zeta...the devil is a lie..

[DST_philoso4]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

why???

well you had said that she had said that she is going to be YO SORO!! lmao so that makes her YOUR FUTURE!

[pinkies up]

Originally Posted by DST_philoso4

well you had said that she had said that she is going to be YO SORO!! lmao so that makes her YOUR FUTURE!

I just crossed over and my line sisters and I were at a homecoming tailgate party for Old and New of NPHC. We were looking all pink and green fine and these old @$$ Omegas stopped us in our tracks. One of them said, "I know what AKA stands for." My line sisters and I looked like The other one jumps up and SHOUTS, "All Kinda Ass".

[DST_philoso4]

Originally Posted by pinkies up

I just crossed over and my line sisters and I were at a homecoming tailgate party for Old and New of NPHC. We were looking all pink and green fine and these old @$$ Omegas stopped us in our tracks. One of them said, "I know what AKA stands for." My line sisters and I looked like The other one jumps up and SHOUTS, "All Kinda Ass".

Girl no they didn't, I can't understand WHY you are ALL UP on the message boards LYING!!! lmao

[pinkies up]

Originally Posted by DST_philoso4

Girl no they didn't, I can't understand WHY you are ALL UP on the message boards LYING!!! lmao

I wish I was. It's funny....now. At the time, we were so embarrased we didn't know what to say. However, I can't blame 'em. We were looking hella fine...at least I was..