Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[nikki1920]

Originally Posted by AGDLynn

The State of Georgia is in the process of downsizing the statewide technology portion of state workers. Some of the duties will be outsourced.

The Ga. Technology Authority let about 46 people go today. I don't know if they were all programmers and/or administrative type people.

Employees where I work are probably worried about where they will end up.

http://gta.georgia.gov/vgn/images/po...%208-28-07.pdf

I work in Social Services, so it's RARE that we get laid off, but it could happen. The problem is that VA spent a lot of money when it had surplus funds due to the housing market, but since that's taken a nosedive, the State has had to readjust some things.

and stop paying people who walk in off the street a better salary than people who have been here for years and are already trained. THAT IS the only reason why people keep LEAVING to go to other counties to do the same thing.

[Scandia]

Teamwork goes both ways. Or at least it is supposed to be. If I am promoting your programs, you should be promoting mine.

[CutiePie2000]

When the two of you go off for coffee together, you might as well leave at the same time, instead of "timing it" so that you leave 2 minutes apart. We've all suspected since March 2007 that the two of you are having an affair, so stop insulting our intelligence. Just leave together. Yeesh.

[SoCalGirl]

Quit your moaning! Please stop asking me questions. You should have learned that months and months ago. For an anorexic, you eat like a freakin cow! <--Going to hell for that one. But it's true.

[SthrnZeta]

Just because you have Dr. in front of your name doesn't give you the right to treat us like children. We all know that you couldn't do your job without us and the more you talk down to us, the less we want to help you. Let us direct patient traffic and don't go up front unless we tell you to.

[tnxbutterfly]

Who holds an eval at 6pm at night? I don't care if we did lose 2 kids. If the child is in my room, I think you would have scheduled it during daylight hours? And I'm really thrilled that YOU accepted a child that has separtation issues and let her start Tuesday and then let this other girl start today. Do I even have a say over what goes on in my room? If I don't, then why am I there? If you want to cram kids in there, then you come back and teach them? At least it will get you out of the office.

[Blacksocialite]

Please stop calling me articulate because I'm Black and I speak proper English!

[likeaTREE]

Keep it moving!
Doing your job? Oh why would you expect me to do that?
How odd she is sick every monday! (and that is on the tip of my tongue)

[LegallyBrunette]

Maybe you went through four secretaries in six months because you're a total bastard. Just a thought.

[CutiePie2000]

Please stop doing your job in such a sloppy, careless manner. I have enough to do in my own job, to worry about cleaning up after your f*ck-ups, too, jacka$$!!

[AlethiaSi]

I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tnxbutterfly]

Grrrrrrrrr. I'm so done. I thought I was following the advice you gave me, but obviously not since you took it upon yourself to tell our boss that you feel like you're maintaining both our rooms. Everytime I do what you suggest, you jump in and tell me I'm not doing it right. How you would do it and how you did this and that . Yes, I'm grateful for your help. I really am grateful. I didn't want this job. I'm ready to walk away.

[Fawn Liebowitz]

I realize that you're morbidly obese and have health issues, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that you smell like butt. Please shower.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

It's bad when the most productive thing I've done all day is post on GC.

[SthrnZeta]

I don't know how your last assistant lasted 5 years, seriously. Do you do anything besides go to the beach with your family, buy new phones, and play golf after eating sushi? No of course not, you have me do it. I'm not as nice as the other girl was though cuz my smile is FAKE!