GC Song Dedications

[ISUKappa]

Originally posted by mu_agd
oohhh can i have it?

Definitely. It's on our computer at home.

The story behind that song is that it doesn't actually exist. It came about impromptu at a show and some guy keeps requesting it, so they play it. Luckily for me, it's on one of their live CDs.

I love the Nadas. They rawk.

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by ISUKappa
Definitely. It's on our computer at home.

The story behind that song is that it doesn't actually exist. It came about impromptu at a show and some guy keeps requesting it, so they play it. Luckily for me, it's on one of their live CDs.

I love the Nadas. They rawk.

there's a dueling piano bar in boston where the guys one night came up with a song about boston and they get so many requests for it. i wish i had it as an mp3. i searched one time and couldn't find it.

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by ISUKappa
For sugar and spice, may it treat you well!

Box of Wine
The Nadas

You're the best!

[swissmiss04]

This is for someone

What it is in nature which lends its hand
To the tongues of young wondering lovers in flight
That by the silent boot of a dying word
A scythe was taught to moan and to write

What is it that is left for the blushing cheek
To blink the lips of a blooming rose
When lovers' eyes as black as summer crows
Picked the blackened rose that they seeked

What has not been taken by a lover's greed
What has not been taken by a lover's greed

What then from all the vine and seed
On the fragrant air of spring they feed
They come in swarms of two like me and you
Fattened by the love that they need

What has not been taken by a lover's greed
What has not been taken by a lover's greed

On and on they come
Forever saying I would die without you
In the chasm of these eyes
Nothing satisfies
Staring into the starry-eyed infinite

Can't get enough of it
Can't get enough

Why is it then my pen should stall?
When by your wondrous eyes I shake
When we, this world is ours to take

What has not been taken by a lover's greed
What has not been taken by a lover's greed
What has not been taken by a lover's greed

[ISUKappa]

For our favorite troll, fallen95, Outkast's Roses

Caroline! Caroline!
She Caroline, All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your isht don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
Roses really smell like poo poo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo

Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "witch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playin!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your isht don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
Roses really smell like poo poo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo

Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat

A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!

I know you'd like to thank your isht don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
Roses really smell like poo poo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo

Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way

Crazy b*tch
bitch, stupid ass b*tch
Old punk ass b*tch, old dumbass b*tch
A b*tch's b*tch, just a b*tch

[Lil' Hannah]

This one goes out to Rudith, who GP named "the Harem's gay boyfriend" (this is a real song I swear, but it may have been written by 10 year olds).

"Rudy is Gay" by Jet Lag 360

I know a guy he's called Rudy
Poor him, his always unhappy
Because he’s little bit different
He never had a girl friend
He likes beautiful eyes
But only those of guys
No girls can understand
Why he wants a boyfriend

Rudy is … always gay

Rudy says girl to go way
Girls say : shut up gay!
Rudy goes see his dad
Dad says why are girls so bad
Once day he meets Ben
Now he’s an happy man
Sure he will have a good life
Because he has a man for wife

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
This one goes out to Rudith, who GP named "the Harem's gay boyfriend" (this is a real song I swear, but it may have been written by 10 year olds).

"Rudy is Gay" by Jet Lag 360

I know a guy he's called Rudy
Poor him, his always unhappy
Because he’s little bit different
He never had a girl friend
He likes beautiful eyes
But only those of guys
No girls can understand
Why he wants a boyfriend

Rudy is … always gay

Rudy says girl to go way
Girls say : shut up gay!
Rudy goes see his dad
Dad says why are girls so bad
Once day he meets Ben
Now he’s an happy man
Sure he will have a good life
Because he has a man for wife

PRICELESS.

The Harem loves you, gay boyfriend!

[Rudey]

I dedicate this to me.

TENACIOUS D LYRICS

"Tribute"

[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun don't shine and the moon don't glow
And the grass don't grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!



And I don't appreciate the homophobic remarks ladies - especially when we know geekypenguin has short hair and plays softball while Lil' Hannah worked in camping store and wears flannel.

-Rudey

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah

Once day he meets Ben
Now he’s an happy man
Sure he will have a good life
Because he has a man for wife

So that's what happened to my ex???


RUDEY STOLE MY BOYFRIEND.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
So that's what happened to my ex???


RUDEY STOLE MY BOYFRIEND.

You were lousy in bed.

-Rudey

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
So that's what happened to my ex???


RUDEY STOLE MY BOYFRIEND.

I think he might have killed mine.

(I'm going to Hell, I know. A bumper sticker told me the road to Hell is paved with people like me.)

[Lil' Hannah]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
I think he might have killed mine.

(I'm going to Hell, I know. A bumper sticker told me the road to Hell is paved with people like me.)

Funny, I've seen a bumper sticker that said the road to Hell is paved with Republicans.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
I think he might have killed mine.

(I'm going to Hell, I know. A bumper sticker told me the road to Hell is paved with people like me.)

now, I'm a fairly offensive human being . . . but i would have never put this in-bounds


-RC
-We're gonna have so much more fun (and by "we" i mean everyone harem-ed)

[lifesaver]

You'll never know what you lost.....

I'm thinkin of the Cory Morrow song...



(Love Me) Like You Used To Do
Cory Morrow

Hold me back, but don't brake my stride

Tell me the truth dont tell me lies

Well, I've been bad, but I'm so good to you

Won't you love me like you used to do?



There's a passion burning in my veins

I fell it pulsing like a runaway train

The highway called me when I was 22

Back when you loved me like you used to do.



I miss your kiss in the morning light

I miss the want to in your eyes

Well, I need you more than I ever knew

Won't you love me like you used to do?

Won't you love me like you used to do?



On and on, well the days go by

Another blur from a city limit sign

Can't recall when I wasn't on the move

Do you still love me like you used to do?

Theres a thunder in the words you cry

Who's to blame, the accusations fly

It don't matter if it's me or if it's you

Why cant you love me like you used to do?



I miss your kiss in the morning light

I miss the want to in your eyes

Well, I need you more than I ever knew

Won't you love me like you used to do?

Won't you love me like you used to do?



I miss your kiss in the morning light

I miss the want to in your eyes

Well, I need you more than I ever knew

Won't you love me like you used to do?

Why can't you love me like you used to do?

You can still love me like you used to do

Won't you love me like you used to do?

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by KSig RC
now, I'm a fairly offensive human being . . . but i would have never put this in-bounds


-RC
-We're gonna have so much more fun (and by "we" i mean everyone harem-ed)

But if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?