How Come, Again?

[prayerfull]

How come our church went on a road trip on sunday to fellowship with another church 2 1/2 hours away.

How come the bus didn't actually leave from our church until the time that the other service (2 1/2 hours away) was supposed to start.

How come we were held up by one of the choir members who went home to change her dress.

How come i told my husband "i bet $10 that emily comes back here with a bucket of KFC."

How come she pulled up and got out the car with a bucket of KFC for the bus ride up.

How come my husband and i decided to drive up instead of riding the bus.

How come we were following the bus though.

How come the bus made a wrong turn and got lost.

How come i knew they were going to the wrong way.

How come my husband and i had the sense enough to know they were going the wrong way and went the right way.

How come the bus driver got lost.

How come they showed up to the church an hour after we did.

How come our church was so late it was ridiculous.

How come the master of ceremonies asked the choir who was singing to just keep on singing while they waited for us.

How come it got really quiet because they didn't know what else to do.

How come the master of ceremonies asked the choir "well, could y'all do a C & D selection...and maybe E & F if Bethel doesn't get here soon.

How come I was SOOOO embarassed.

How come my Pastor rolled up in there and I'm 100% positive he had some "JUICE" on the ride up.

How come he rolled up in there kissing all the female ushers and this church's first lady.

How come he was loud and obnoxious and it was funny at first and then it was just plain embarassing.

How come the bus driver who got lost thought that our church was going to Marine World (amusement park).

How come he thought that a bus full of black church folks were going to Marine World but were dressed in church clothes.

How come he's black and should have known better.

How come the sermon that my Pastor preached at this church he visited was the same exact sermon that another preacher had come to our church and preached a few weeks ago.

How come that's trifling to me.

How come although he copied off another preacher's sermon, he still didn't deliver it right.

How come he needs to act RIGHT with all this criminal trial mess that he's wrapped up in.

How come that mess is far from being over and he's acting like it's all good.

How come, Lord, how come.

[Ideal08]

HC your church is just off the chains for no reason?
HC I always look forward to your HC's cuz I know they are going to crack me up?
HC I HOLLERED at the bet about the chick and the bucket of KFC?! LMAO!!!
HC that is CLASSIC?

HC I have to do some work, but when I get back, I'ma tell yall a funny story about something that happened at work today?

[novella000]

HC I do have MCS?

HC it is is a diease?

HC it's can only be efffectively treated with consistent and positive attention, roudtrips, and weekends outta town to DC?

HC I am feeling better today?

HC I am on a Coca-Cola binge?

HC I just drank 3 in a row?!!

HC WTH is wrong with me?

HC my kidneys are going to fall out of my back if I don't quit?

HC LMAO @ pannies?

HC I will catch, clean, bring, fry, and serve the fish if I can get the hell outta town?

HC I am not joking?

HC MN betta have some friends for club night (Saturday)?

HC Saturday morning is for shopping and cartoons?

HC I don't think I will be opening my bills either?

HC I don't think Honda, Chase, Providian, MBNA, and AMEX will appreciate that?

HC it's cool, they'll live?

HC does anyone here love Scrabble like I do?

HC I wanna play now?

HC I wanna play some spades and dominoes (double 12) too?

HC I miss those dorm days?

HC y'all?

HC LMAO @ young fine menses???

[exquizit]

HC Novella got an IM Hug from me yesterday?

HC the heffa still called Me a COW?

HC I was on the phone with someone from GC last night and I continued to laugh wll after she and I hung up?

HC Yall betta include me in the trip to MN's house?

HC I wanna see how a self proclaimed freak lives?

HC I haven't talked with Ideal, CT4, or Novella today?

HC yall?

HC?

[novella000]

HC I called Exq a COW?

HC she was on punishment?

HC it's all good now?

HC I haven't talked to her today?

HC I am going to send me some Egreetings right now?

HC I Love my peeps?

HC SOME folks will IM you and say "HEY" but when you reply, they make you wait like 15 minutes before they reply?

HC they know who they are???

HC dayuM?

[exquizit]

HC CT4 isn't on line!!!!!!!!

HC I missededed her?

HC Regulatah only stickes her head in errrry now and then?

HC she used to be around all the time?

HC sombody just called me a COW?

HC I think it's becoming contagious?

HC I dunno if I spelled it right?

HC I just aced a mid term?

HC my sistah of Moo Psi Moo kept making me go study?

HC I owe her a thanks?

HC Moooooooo?

[CrimsonTide4]

HC Yaaaaaaaaaaay for my Boo Boo acing her exam?
HC I was in class?
HC we had a speaker?
HC he was boring?
HC I wrote lesson plans while he talked?
HC I left early but I guess not early enough cuz I missed QUIZ?
HC I misssededed her too?
HC I hope she got my e-mail?
HC she needs to reply?
HC I made it home in time to see the re showing of ROCK THE BOAT?
HC that song has a dual meaning?
HC I like that meaning?

[AKA2D '91]

HC this thread has over 2000 views?
HC people pronounce ANTHRAX as AMTRACK?
HC this is a virus/disease/bacteria(um) and NOT a TRAIN?
HC a fireman here investigating a potential case referred to it as AMTRACK on TV?
HC my beautician said it too?
HC I rolled?
HC I had to correct her?
HC that's a dayum shame?
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HC the comic view dancers did the josephine johnny?
HC this is the episode where the dancers had on the red 2-piece outfit?
HC during the "bridge" they did it?
HC they have their right "fist"going in a circular motion?
HC their left leg is bent and they are moving or tapping it up and down?
HC that's it?
HC that's for CT4?

HC I think it was the right fist/arm?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
HC this thread has over 2000 views?
HC people pronounce ANTHRAX as AMTRACK?
HC this is a virus/disease/bacteria(um) and NOT a TRAIN?
HC a fireman here investigating a potential case referred to it as AMTRACK on TV?
HC my beautician said it too?
HC I rolled?
HC I had to correct her?
HC that's a dayum shame?
**************
HC the comic view dancers did the josephine johnny?
HC this is the episode where the dancers had on the red 2-piece outfit?
HC during the "bridge" they did it?
HC they have their right "fist"going in a circular motion?
HC their left leg is bent and they are moving or tapping it up and down?
HC that's it?
HC that's for CT4?

HC I think it was the right fist/arm?

HC DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM?
HC I missed it?
HC I went to bed @ 8:30 last night because I was so sleepy?
HC once I got to bed I could not sleep though?
HC I watch Comicview every night but the one night I don't watch, they show my dance that I could invent up here?

[Ideal08]

HC I can't believe I missed the Josephine Johnny??
HC I've only seen one of the new CV's?
HC I can't get down with the new set up, them dancers?

HC I wonder where LadyAKA and AKA_Monet are?
HC I miss them?

HC I don't have a lot of HC's today?
HC I wonder what happened to all the GC regulars?
HC I wonder how there have been over 2300 views of this thread, but so few posts?
HC, scaredy cats, HC?
HC it's a slow day at work today?
HC this is the perfect day to have tons of HC's to post?

HC I'm kinda bored?

[Steeltrap]

How come I don't always have how comes?

How come I still feel like trying, however?

How come I'm dragging my a** to a black-tie gala this evening?

How come I'm going to wear a pale lavender evening dress in the fall, with silver shoes?

How come I'm dateless for this?

How come I felt compelled to let John know about some foolishness in another forum?

How come I react very protectively of NPHC issues and want to stop the madness?

How come my best friend is trying to get a job in my hometown and I don't feel jealous?

How come, people, how come?

[CrimsonTide4]

HC I don't have school tomorrow?
HC that means I am sleeping in?
HC I have a buttload of papers to grade?
HC I might do the Habitat thing with you I08 but if a nail gets broken, I am bouncing?
HC it is cooooooooooold outside?
HC I had frost on my car this morning?
HC today I just really did not like my first block class and wanted to just go home?
HC I was supposed to go out of town this weekend?
HC thinking about it makes me sad?
HC this cold weather got a sista ready to leave the Buckeye state and head south for good?
HC I have been tripping off of the ASTRONOMICALLY HIGH VIEWS to this THREAD and the ABYSMALLY LOW NUMBER of POSTS.
HC to all the peeping toms?
HC everyone has at least ONE HOW COME?
HC I am going to get my hair did tomorrow?
HC I cannot wait?
HC I need to tell y'all about this little Somalian girl singing Michael Jackson's YOU ROCK MY WORLD this morning?
HC she did not know I was behind her and her group of friends til I fell out laughing?
HC she did a little dance to it and that is what made it HIIIIILARIOUS?
HC some days these students just don't know how funny they are?

HC it is so dayuuuuuum cold in my building? especially in my classrooms?
HC I share it with non Black people who are post menopausal so we never have heat consistently?
HC I am going to buy me some glvoes and stuff to wear WHILE I teach?

[AKAtude]

HC NBC showed Law and Order: Criminal Intent last night in place of the regular Law and Order? I was mad at them last night!

[MsReal]

How come I am guilty of reading the How Comes but not posting?
How come I quit one of my jobs but they had already fired me?
How come they wouldn't even let me explain?
How come as soon as I get to school I am ready to go home?
How come chemistry lab is from 1:15-4:05?
How come I didnt get out til 4:30 today ?
How come the professor was LECTURING during LAB and I almost fell alseep?
How come everytime you log onto the internet somebody talks to you that you dont want to talk to?
How come everytime you online at home, someone that you dont want to talk to calls your house and kicks you off the internet ?
How come we had a comedy show at school and it wasnt funny?
How come the light guy turned the spotlight off one of the comedians because he was so bad?
How come it cost me a whole $3 and a can good to get in and I wanted my money back?
How come I kinda wanted my can good back too?
How come one dude asked us if we wanted him to get off stage and everyone said yes so he left?
How come this same guy was telling us jokes about Dolemite like we were old enough to know about that?
How come people in New Orleans had on leather jackets because it was 57 degrees outside?
How come it wasn't really cold enough for that?

[Ideal08]

HC traffic was HORRIBLE yesterday?
HC a lady rear-ended me?
HC I looked in the rearview mirror, and saw her face crack?
HC I got out of the car and told her to calm down, I've been in worse accidents?
HC there was NOTHING wrong with Sparkle?
HC God is so good?
HC I told her to go 'head on?
HC I took note of her license plate in my rearview mirror after the fact, just in case?

HC you can't tickle or massage yourself?

HC I remembered my If books?
HC we are gonna have fun with those?!