Carrying illegal substances on airplanes?

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Originally posted by ZTAngel
My boyfriend and his fraternity brothers brought back a bunch of goodies with them when they went on Spring Break in Jamaica. This was pre-9/11 though. Although airport security is still a joke, I personally wouldn't risk it.

They bring back any Ganja cake? Ask him if he tried that while there. I was tricked into trying it. They told me it was like Bananna Bread It ended up being a cake that tasted like Bananna bread/Pineapple bread....only it was filled with ground up shrooms and weed They look like a small loaf of bananna bread. After eating about a quarter of it, it started tasting really good. Next thing I know I'm eating the whole damn thing and by the time I get done I started feeling really relaxed....kind of like when you smoke dank crippy *thats rachel's term for weed * but about 15 minutes later I ended up laughing like crazy and started craving whole milk. I had such an urge for milk that I got up and started walking down the road to the nearest store while laughing my ass off. After that the wierdest thing happened.....the bushes and trees started looking really pretty. The flowers, the wet leaves from the rain, everything looked "neat" I guess you could say. The old buildings started to seem intruiging to me and for some reason I wanted to go walk through some jungle By the time I got to the store I stopped laughing like crazy. It must have took me 1 hour to walk a mile. I walked in and bought some milk. I noticed this little girl watching Alice in Wonder Land on a VCR and I asked if she minded if I sat and watched it with her she didnt care and I sat there, drinking a jug of whole milk while watching Alice in WonderLand with some little Jamaican girl in a store, on a couch. It made for good memories. By the time I got back all my friends had ate a cake themselves and everyone was fucked up. They thought I wondered off looking for girls. They all started laughing at me when I came back with an empty jug of milk. It was one crazy spring break to say the least.