jess, my momma always said... "boys are shit!" live it, learn it, love it - cuz that's how it's just gonna be! haha
girl, i have so many "boys are stupid and here's why" stories, i wouldn't even know where to begin!
so instead of stories, i'll list some of the things boys do...
they smell funny.
they scratch areas that have never seen the light of day.
they would rather get a root canal then go shopping (what the hell is that about?!)
they slap each other's butts when they score a touch down or get a homerun or get "that hot girl's" phone number... weirdos!
they crush beer cans on their foreheads - sometimes with the beer still in the can! haha
they love their car more than they love their life/mom/girlfriend/sports team/etc.
they will know the stats of every single professional, collegiate, high school and pop warner/little league sports team for the past ten years, but will never remember birthdays, anniversaries, or any other important dates.
they think it's funny to burp/fart really loud - and then blow it in your direction.
they think that buffalo wings and pizza are staples in the food pyramid.
they will use their fingers as drum sticks and drum on any and everything - for hours on end!
they think that if it's broken that they can fix it with duct tape and wd-40.
they will try to dance... but we all know that the only guy that knows how to really dance is the gay one.
they think that their pick up lines actually woe us over.
ah, man, i can go on and on! but i have to work. so i hope those bring a smile to your face, jess!
let me tell you something - any boy that makes you feel sad or "bummed" isn't the right boy... because when you find the right one - you will not be able to stop smiling!! at least, that's what i'm told! hahaha
LITP~beth
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