Wow, it's been at least 15 years since I saw The Jerk, but one scene sticks out in my mind, when Steve Martin is walking along with his dad:
Dad (pointing to the ground): See that?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: That's s%&t.
(holding up shoe polish): See that?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: That's Shinola.
Steve (pointing): S%&t...Shinola.
Dad (proudly): Son, you're gonna be all right!
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