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If my family had such poor social skills that they asked me constantly when I was going to get a boyfriend or anything of the sort, I'd probably respond by saying, "Well mama, he's in prison right now, but he didn't do it and he'll be out soon and he's just dying to meet you!"
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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