I just have to ask....

[newbie]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard:
Why is it that it seems to me that the more civilized we become as a society,
the less civil we become?

~Here's a classic~
If pro is the opposite of con,
then isn't congress the opposite of progress?

If you pronounce Roger the way you do
then why don't you pronounce KRoger the same way, with just a K-sound on the beginning?

Why do they call it shooting stars and/or falling stars when they're not even stars?
<It seems that if there is a part they
should reconsider isn't whether it should
be shooting or falling, but the part about
the star>

Was the NAVY named after the color they wear,
Or do they wear the color because of the name?

(not of racist intent)
Why do I meet so many causcasians named blackman, and so many african-americans named white?

What if we've been confused all these years and the only direct Son of God is actually the SUN of God?

Why are people called blue when they're sad
or yellow when they're scared?
I've been both,
but never changed color

When women speak of wearing pumps out (as in the shoes), I always envision them wearing this eloquent dress, matched with fabulous accessories, and an old pair of Reebok basketball shoes, the ones with the half-basketball for the pump.

Maybe dogs chew on shoes alot because we're always telling them to shew, and they misunderstand, that's why they alweays look so confused when you tell them to

Why is it we complain when dogs bury bones,
but it's perfectly alright, and even advised
that we try to bury "the hatchet"

and if it's "the hatchet" (as in one) hasn't it probably been buried a very long time ago
or do you have to dig it up each time
just so you can bury it
and if you have to dig it up
why bother? you'd just try to bury it anyway

if eye glasses help your eyes
are sun glasses supposed to help the sun?

if toilets in the "down under" flush
opposite to us, is it any wonder...they're just looking at it from the wrong side
if the earth were clear, and we could see a toilet flush, it'd look correct to us

I'm done,
but most of these I just made up hehe -
I'm at work, so forgive me

CorY? (which is it, C or Y?)

Cory those are really good!! Had me laughing.