You Are Dead Wrong

[mvft]

I arrived at one of my three jobs today, and somehow had managed to forget that this was Halloween weekend. Well I wasn't dressed up, like I said I forgot, besides that I go from one job to another. I work with the pigmentally challenged, me and a Mexican girl the only color up in there. Well one of these native scandawhovians, decided to come dressed as her idol........Opray Winfrey. She had on bell bottom pants, a huge black NAPPY-A$$ED afro wig (the rainbow colored kind you see at football games worn by those crazy shirt-less fans) and brown make-up...............grease paint on her face, neck and hands. I was so mortified, I was speechless, which is quite an accomplishment for me.

Morti-effing-fied

By the way definitions

Scandawhovian- most of the "NATIVES" around here.

Pigmentally challenged- what I call the "NATIVES"