You Are Dead Wrong

CrimsonTide4 · #1 10-25-2004, 08:27 AM

They do this on Power 98 here in Charlotte where folks call in and tell what they saw that was just dead wrong.

Since I was out this weekend, I actually saw quite a few dead wrongs.

Woman in Super Wal Mart wearing a short black mini-skirt with a HOLE in her pantyhose. This hole was so big that it was NOT a run, it was a MARATHON!!

Jill1228 · #2 10-25-2004, 08:43 AM

To quote your great signature, I think that deserves a:

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Someone pass me an order of HELL NAW with a large glass of NEGRO PLEASE with no ice.

That is definitely dead wrong.

So is having to be in to work at 645am (which is why I am up at this sick and wrong hour)

TheEpitome1920 · #3 10-25-2004, 05:00 PM

On the train this morning the woman sitting next to me smelled like pee. She was very well dressed but pissy.

WenD08 · #4 10-25-2004, 05:15 PM

a woman and her friend were walking thru Kroger on an unusually chilly April day in ATL. the woman is wearing "booty cutters" w/her "cheeks" on display for all to see. she and her "friend" for letting her walk out of the house like this were dead wrong

Steeltrap · #5 10-25-2004, 06:09 PM

A couple of weeks ago, why did I see young women sporting hose with white shoes?

CrimsonTide4 · #6 10-25-2004, 08:42 PM

1. In my apartment complex, in front of my building is a burnt orange Volvo with a busted out back seat driver side window. Why is there like a red sweatshirt stuffed in the hole? It is not that main window that can go down but that other window. But there is JUST a sweatshirt stuffed there.

2. Today driving home I saw a woman power walking in a short, tight denim skirt.

Exquisite5 · #7 10-25-2004, 10:04 PM

This weekend at the U.S. Navy and Marine Corp Ball (a formal event):

1. The date of young Sailor who had on a spaghetti strap gown and her ortho-evra patch on display on her shoulder. It didn't help that she was African American and the patch only comes in "peach."

2. A girl in a formal dress with a thigh high split...yes that was okay...but she had on thigh high nylons and her split extended higher than her thigh highs.

Cali_Keisha · #8 10-25-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Exquisite5
This weekend at the U.S. Navy and Marino Corp Ball (a formal event):

1. The date of young Sailor who had on a spaghetti strap gown and her ortho-evra patch on display on her shoulder. It didn't help that she was African American and the patch only comes in "peach."

2. A girl in a formal dress with a thigh high split...yes that was okay...but she had on thigh high nylons and her split extended higher than her thigh highs.

Both of those people are a hot mess. Some people just don't know when 2 stay at home.

ULMChicky · #9 10-25-2004, 11:28 PM

My Biology Professor was talking about Contraceptives today in her lecture, and really told us about her experience with them, and which one her and her husband prefer.

Mind you she's about late 40's-early 50's, Everyone was like....

WhirlwindTNX · #10 10-25-2004, 11:39 PM

This average sized girl wearing stuff that's too small, acting like she doesn't have a beer belly sticking out and over her jeans.......

CrimsonTide4 · #11 10-26-2004, 07:19 AM

This does not have to be fashion related. Yesterday the DJ told us how instead of paying for a party hosted at Jeepers, he pretended like he had did so and still held the party at Jeepers without a reservation.

Jill1228 · #12 10-26-2004, 01:16 PM

Oh here is a dead wrong one:

"Just because they make it in your size"...
(need I say more?)

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Originally posted by WhirlwindTNX
This average sized girl wearing stuff that's too small, acting like she doesn't have a beer belly sticking out and over her jeans.......

vanda · #13 10-26-2004, 05:25 PM

Dead Wrong:

Buying your fiancee's ring out of the furniture store the same time you are buying a dinette set like it was an afterthought. By the time she gets around to showing it off the diamond chips have fallen out and it looks like she's sporting a wadded up piece of tin foil on her finger.

It happened to a good friend and to this day I can't go by Shaw's furniture store without skirking a little.

CrimsonTide4 · #14 10-26-2004, 08:47 PM

4 words:

VOTE OR DIE THONG

TonyB06 · #15 10-27-2004, 08:40 AM

Saw this recently in the grocery store:

A grandmotherly-type with a little girl about 9 years old. The girl wore a t-shirt, which read PIMP QUEEN in big letters.

...it ain't Monday, but that's still dead wrong.