What to do when you think you have a female stalker after you

[DGqueen17]

I remember this one time when I was being stalked. My friends and I have this simple formula that usually gets rid of the stalker.

Heres how it works:

Ok only use this plan if he doesnt get the point when you say you dont like him.

When the stalker weasels his way into going to the bar with you and your friends (and trust me he will) thats when you put this plan into action.

Hit on every guy there. If you see a guy you said hi to last week, he is your new best friend. Run up to him and hug him and ask how he is and just hang all over him. (Bonus if it gets you a drink)

Make sure your girls know that you dont like the stalker. That way if he somehow gets ahold of you they will know to come pull you away. After this happens a few times he SHOULD get the point however some guys are persistant.

If all else fails throw up on him. Or even better if he really likes his car do it in there.

This plan normally works, however, some guys just don't get the message. As we speak my best friend is trying to get rid of a stalker. He just doesnt get the point.