Funny business card titles

[Jen]

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[Greekgrrl]

A friend of my brother's who is a semi-pro jazz pianist has business cards made up that say "I.C.S." on them (along with all his legit personal info)

It stands for ice cream scooper. He works at Baskin-Robbins.

[PenguinTrax]

When DH was in college, he had cards that gave is name and listed his title as "Student". For some reason, I still find this very amusing.

[cuaphi]

I used to work with a guy who's business cards said ENO right after his name. It was meant to stand for Evil Network Overlord. He was enormously proud of this and explained it to everyone possible.

Yeah, he was a huge dork.

[lifesaver]

Under my name my title reads as: "Guy in charge."

[honeychile]

My cards say "Geriatric Counselor" on them.

I can't tell you how many times a client (usually a man) will take a look at it, look me up and down, and say, "You don't look so old!"

[tinydancer]

While it's not on a business card, I have a sign on my office door saying : LIBRARY DIVA