Crazy Family Members

[MeezDiscreet]

Originally posted by TonyB06
*hijack*
tell ya what, though? if you comin' for my black card, you best bring MeezDiscreet's mama wit' cha' cause I ain't skerrd of none of the rest of ya.
*end hijack*

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

i have several crazy family members. i have a cousin who gives family gifts such as a wooden spoon. now, this is a gift the whole family is supposed to share and we don't celebrate kwanzaa so this wasn't hand made. she also gave, to other family members, a spatula, a votive candle, a kitchen towel and a bag of pinto beans. but she has a history of bad gifts. she's closer to my dad's age (her uncle) and he said she used to give rocks away for Christmas. i have sooooo many stories about this woman that it's ridiculous. she does some really really odd things like pour unused pancake syrup back in the bottle--off the plate so there are bits of pancakes from meals past floating in the bottle. she uses her microwave as extra cabinet space. i love her but she does some crazy isht.

i have another cousin who thought he was Jesus. he lives in corpus christi, which is on the coast of texas so the weather is always pretty and tropical. he claims one summer that he was on the bus and it began to fill up with water, even though it was not raining. everyone on the bus was panicking including the driver. well my cousin prayed and all of the water went away. now this is one cousin i DON'T claim...