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Originally posted by adpiucf
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
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We also have this law in NC...except the shades also have to be drawn shut.
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Broward County
Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who work at hot dog stands.
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They also have this law in Tampa. Remember when all the bikini-clad women set up hot dog stands along Tampa's streets back in the late 80's and early 90's?
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Cape Coral City
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
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Also have this on in NC....let me tell you they definitely need it!
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Key West
Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
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If you've ever been to Key West you know this is definitely still in effect. Those birds are crazy! They could whoop my butt.
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Tampa
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
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I remember when they imposed this law...I was in high school (or shortly thereafter, possibly freshman year in college). There was a lot of controversy about it, but the funny thing is the dancers were more pissed about it than anyone! They thought it was going to hurt their income.
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