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Originally posted by decadence
Yeah but with a giraffe wouldn't you have to stand on something to kiss it?
Sphinx cats are just scary looking. 
<cue shades of Pulp Fiction>: If I had to kiss an animal, if I really had to? As tempting as sloths and leopards are...
I'd kiss a Panda.
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No I only make out standing up in bars - clearly a giraffe would not be in a bar. Height doesn't matter when you're horizontal baby!
Guys come on...think about the neck here. You could pet it! Seriously. Also if you're gonna make out with an animal why not go all out? I went exotic. Did you know that in certain African countries (I think Tanzania for sure) they are protected by King's decrees because they are so beautiful?
-Rudey
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