lame pick up lines

[ZetaGirl22]

ok....so here are two lines that have been used on me.....both worked and the latter came from my current b/f for almost 3 yrs


Scenario: I am at a date party with a boy that I had a crush on. we were both under 21 at the time, and the security at the location was really tight, no DEF no drinking underage

Me: I'm sorry that they're being jerks about carding
Him: Well, that's ok. I have a beautiful girl standing in front of me and that's all the intoxication I need


Scenario: I am at one of the local bars. It happened to be my current b/f's 21st. I was feeling a little tipsy and in need of a cigarette. I decided to ask him for one because I always found him very attractive and very sweet

Me: Hey, do you think I could bum a cigarette?
Him: What are you gonna give me for it?
Me: Depends on what you have in mind
Him: Why don't you give me a kiss

like i said, the last worked and we've been together for almost 3 yrs.