Why I love my math major:
1. It's a great way to meet men, since so few women are math majors.
2. I think that a well written proof is beautiful.
3. I've always wanted to be an eccentric prof. And math profs are some of the most eccentric I've ever seen!
4. I can look at d (e^x)/y and laugh because I actually get that joke.
5. Math jokes are the greatest.
6. I need some way to explain my collection of math books.
That, and I just don't see me being anything else.