It must be nice to be in the SEC

[SMSUBear]

You don't know this, Crimson Tide, but you avenged the death of the Mizzou tigers last year who were thrown out of the conference by Syracuse (land of snow). I thank you, and Roll Tide!!!!

So lets say I'm in Oxford. What happens if you can't cook, and you only have $3.00? No Mickey D's? That's a frigging crime! I'd lose the freshman fifteen that I never gained!