Things Your Parents Used to Say to You

[ThetaPrincess24]

"Dont make me stop this car and come back there!"

"(Insert my name or my sister's name here) what in the HELL are you doing up there(referring to our bedrooms)/downthere(referring to the basement)?!"

"Dont do what I do, do what I tell you."

"If you ever meet a boy who doenst like dogs, there is somethign wrong with him, and move on."

"Why do you kids today think you are invincible?"

"You cant go (insert college here), they are a big rival of Kentucky." (this actually translates to "I'm not going to pay for you to go there.")

"We'll go to (insert cool vacation spot you never got to go to here) one of these days."

"Are you making straight A's?" "Why not?"

"You are spending entirely too much money."

"How much is it going to cost me?"

"Dont roll your eyes at me again, or you're grounded!"

"You're grounded!"

When I came to college, my dad being a fellow greek kept asking me this........"Are you going to rush a sorority? Why dont you rush a sorority? You need to rush a sorority!"

After I joined one, he would say this "How many times do I have to pay this sorority?"