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Originally posted by smiley21
1) instant parent slapper- do you ever walk into a public area and see a parent that just lets their child scream and whine as if they didnt care? did you ever want to give that parents a piece of your mind? well, with just a clever push of a button, this parent will get a good slap in the face that literally came out of nowhere. get instant satisfaction as you watch these parents that do wont to take care of their child get what they never saw coming: a good slap in the face.
2) b*tch be gone spray- ever have a confrontation with a girl that wont get out of your face? just a quick spray will cause her to disappear into thin air.
3) my baby's daddy monitor- a tracking device is inserted into the man at puberty. this device is on endless supply. there is one for each sperm. upon sex, the device/sperm is planted in the woman. when the baby is born, the male can be easily found (in case he decides to run) dna tests will soon become a thing of the past. many more single moms can now say, 'hello child support!!'
dont ask how i thought of it. i am sleep deprived right now
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Thank you, I will take one of each please.
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