Trends I Hope NOT To See In 2004

[Rain Man]

NO MORE REALITY SHOWS! They're nothing but a bunch of sensationalized bulljive anyway!

NO MORE "PSEUDO-TALENT" SHOWS, including that loehme joke "American Idol"!! For crying out loud, it's Star Search meets The Gong Show. Just because you can hold a note for 3 seconds does not mean you should capitalize on a singing "career".

NO MORE SKANKY "HNH" (Hooker 'n Hoe-esque) outfits. They are not sexy and AFAIC, do nothing but give me a "soft-on".

By the same token...

NO MORE WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE WEARING THOSE SUPERTIGHT BOOTY HUGGING PANTS COMPLETE WITH VPL FOR EVERY MAN TO SEE. They just invite sexual harassment lawsuits to run amuck. PLEASE go back to the classy 80s style blouse and skirt numbers that IMHO are super sexy and THE BOMB. That's why I loved the TV show Dynasty back in the day, dang Linda Evans and Diahann Carroll was HOT!!....but I digress.

NO MORE RAPPERS SHOWING OFF THEIR COSTUME JEWELRY BY FRONTING, BRUSHING, FLOSSING, RINSING, OR WHATEVER THE HECK YOU CALL IT NOWADAYS.

NO MORE "MAURY" PATERNITY TESTS! I thought I saw it all when I saw a billboard for Maury that read "Who's Your Daddy?" To which I responded, "Not you, nucca."

NO MORE TV SHOWS THAT GLAMORIZE CELEBRITY MATERIALISM. More of the same pablum puking bulljive.

BRING BACK THE FEATHERED HAIR AND THE 80S FASHION. IMHO that was the BOMB!!

I Love the 80s!!