Hi, my name is .....

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by ambitious1
My mother was telling me about an instance when she worked at a hospital, a woman that had given birth overheard the doctor saying something about the placenta. The woman was like " Oh placenta that's a pretty name" and named her daughter placenta. It's just amazing what people just hap hazardly name thier children.

Hey Gilbert Gottfried, can you come on stage for a second? We need you to address this.

*Gilbert comes on stage and takes the mic* Hit it, Gil.

Gilbert Gottfried: Hey, lady......WHAT THE F[REA]K!!

Thanks, Gilbert.