Underground Chapter

[PiEp299]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I personally contravene the statements made by this pandering tool. I'm bemused by his ostensible pernicious points. I impugn and refuse to abnegate to his stupidity. I abject this punk, but in a blithely way nonetheless, analogous to most idiots at these schools.

Look maw, I done got me an edumacation. Ain't that the darndest thing ya done ever seen.

All I know is this tool needs to be put back in the toolbox and locked away in the toolshed forever.