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Originally posted by moe.ron
Got this from another board:
If you were a dictator...
1. what was your title???
2. where would you have your dictatorship???
3. what were the first three changes in your territory after starting your dictatorship???
4. how would your relation towards the other gender, let's say: women, change???
5. what was your daily dictator breakfast???
6. what was your dictator car???
7. describe your dictator bed???
8. where were the benefits to your people of having you as their dictator???
9. what was the mission of your dictatorship???
Answer! NOW!!!
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1. Supreme Chancellor of all that is Fair and Balanced
2. Texas, duh
3. We'd take over Mexico(a bunch of boy scouts with BB guns could accomplish this) lay claim to Lousiana, and New Mexico.
4. Women would be replaced to their goddess status as in most pagan religions.
5. Chicken Fried Steak, scrambled Eggs with cheese, GRITS and pancakes
6. Maroon ORIGINAL Hummer
7. An enormous cushioned floor with lots of pillows everywhere (think harem)
8. I would Restore Texas' Independence and usher in an era of peace and tranquilty. After we took over Mexico, of course
9. The mission of my dictatorship would be to free Texas, and then establish cordial relationships with the United States and other European powers. We would also take a pre-emptive strike stance towards terrorists. Since when is it wrong to hate people that want to kill you? I mean, someone wants to kill me, i'm pretty sure that puts them high up on my hate list. We would stand firm with the Bush doctrine and would support him in making the Western Hemisphere safe for Texans and Americans.
That would be my dictatorship.
Kitso
KS 361 times i'd call up Kim Jong Ill and be like, Saddam looks happy right? Doesn't he? You care to join him at Gitmo? No? then stop F****** around.
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