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Originally posted by Hootie
I have one of those about Omaha! I read it to my parent's and they busted up laughing.
Here are a few others that are on the Omaha list that aren't on your's:
Bellevue/LaVista Barbie: This model is only available at the JC Penny catalog Store or at any parochial school bazaar. It cannot be purchased on Saturday night (because of Trivia nights) and Sundays (grade school picnics). It comes with a case of Busch Beer, pork steaks, a recipe for Hash Brown Casserole, a 1987 Plymouth Voyager and one cell phone (circa 1982, big as a toaster) for the whole family with 15 anytime minutes. She is wearing the latest fashion from Target that she wore on Easter Sunday. It also comes with Ken (wearing the latest soccer t-shirt two sizes too small), a sack of Krispy Cremes and a 72 oz. BIG GULP.
North Omaha Barbie: RECENTLY PAROLED! Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This Barbie also comes with 6 children by 4 different Ken. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash, preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop. Then we don't know what you're talking about.
South Omaha Barbie: This Barbie is only available at the Family Dollar. She speaks no English but comes with 2 children to translate for her. Comes with another Barbie's social security numer. Ken comes already dressed in his uniform for his night job at the local meat packing plant. A Chevy pickup with a Jesus mural and Virgin Mary yard ornament are sold seperately.
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OMG!!! I love it!!! Those are so true though, that's the funniest part!!!
But where is West Omaha Barbie?? That's all me man, and they don't have her.
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