Too Much Baggage?!

[TonyB06]

Originally posted by ladygreek
Well now, y'all know that cockeyed Vera is fine and all, built like a brick sh$t house. But she was in der flirtin' with dat sexy look, and one dude thought she was looking at him and pretty Rick-ay thought she was looking at him so they both tried to hit it at the same time. Dats when stank-breath Debbie walked in.

...see I heard stank-breath Debbie really was mad cause she saw Vera messin' with Rick-ay (pretty Rick-ay what dey call him) and she was already on the rebound from bumpy-face Steve. You 'member bump-face Steve, the boy used to stay roun' with Miss Sally 'nem over on fo-teenthf Street.

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D998 sorry that we've taken your personal life and made it "The Ghetto and the Restless" but, hey, you knew we was crazy when you asked us.

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[FeeFee]

Originally posted by TonyB06
FeeFee,I ain't forgot about you. We gon find some body for you to beat down

Thank you Sweetie. I needs to lay hands suddenly on somebody.

[Gyrl7]

Originally posted by TonyB06
...see I heard stank-breath Debbie really was mad cause she saw Vera messin' with Rick-ay (pretty Rick-ay what dey call him) and she was already on the rebound from bumpy-face Steve. You 'member bump-face Steve, the boy used to stay roun' with Miss Sally 'nem over on fo-teenthf Street.

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D998 sorry that we've taken your personal life and made it "The Ghetto and the Restless" but, hey, you knew we was crazy when you asked us.

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Oh didn't that have something to do with Footless Freddy??? Cuz see, Vera, ok what happen'd was right??? Stankadankdank Debbie got really pissed cuz Vera was up at the hospilla when they gave Freddy the final shank on his foot n'stuff. I think it was a case of the guilties on Deb's part but anyways when she fianlly did roll up at the hospilla, she and Vera Mae got to fighting, and security tossed them both out on their a$$es. Only Po-Po had to bring Vera cuz she couldn't see and her left eye kept on rollin in circles.........chal Stankbreff Deb knocked Vera the SHUCKOUT! So when Footless Freddy was given his one free foot of dancing n'errythang he started talkin to Vera not knowing she had all these mens an errythang, so he comes home from a hard days work as a bus driver, driving that bus all day long with one foot had to be hard especially when the foot that was shanked was his right foot......(he demanded to be put back to work cuz he was union)...........he caught Vera sexing up with Pretty Rick-ay, so Footless Fredding hobbled his good foot on over and clocked Vera in the other eye, hence, that is how she got her name COCKEYED Vera...........Whew lawd I thought yawl were all still livin in the hood when that happened, cuz this was fairly recent, like within the last two years......

[TonyB06]

Originally posted by Gyrl7
Oh didn't that have something to do with Footless Freddy??? Cuz see, Vera, ok what happen'd was right??? Stankadankdank Debbie got really pissed cuz Vera was up at the hospilla when they gave Freddy the final shank on his foot n'stuff. I think it was a case of the guilties on Deb's part but anyways when she fianlly did roll up at the hospilla, she and Vera Mae got to fighting, and security tossed them both out on their a$$es. Only Po-Po had to bring Vera cuz she couldn't see and her left eye kept on rollin in circles.........chal Stankbreff Deb knocked Vera the SHUCKOUT! So when Footless Freddy was given his one free foot of dancing n'errythang he started talkin to Vera not knowing she had all these mens an errythang, so he comes home from a hard days work as a bus driver, driving that bus all day long with one foot had to be hard especially when the foot that was shanked was his right foot......(he demanded to be put back to work cuz he was union)...........he caught Vera sexing up with Pretty Rick-ay, so Footless Fredding hobbled his good foot on over and clocked Vera in the other eye, hence, that is how she got her name COCKEYED Vera...........Whew lawd I thought yawl were all still livin in the hood when that happened, cuz this was fairly recent, like within the last two years......

Well, all I know is Sistah FeeFee, who from New Yawk and half crazy anyway, was a mad sister and was waiting in the parking lot for Sistah Fiddy (50) and ole boy. FeeFee didn't want him for herself but she had found out he had stood up her cousin's best friend Boquetta Lemay, for the prom.

Never mind that Boquetta was 21 in the 12th grade, the po chile was hurt bad. She had bought her a prom dress from Walmart and everything. It wouldn't even have been so bad but the girl tore the tag off the dress cause she just KNEW she was gettin' her prom on. Now dude kickin it with Grandma-ma.

Sistah FeeFee, I told yall she was half-crazy, wasn't havin it. She hid in the bushes (gee, future storywriters hope she don't "rash-up" later ) and waited for them to come out arm-in-arm, well ole girl had a cane. Just as they were getting in the car FeeFee crept up behind em and....

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Gryl7, we need to talk. you got issues
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[ladygreek]

I can't write because I am about to get fired because I am CTHU up in heah, up in heah.

[btb87]

you people need much prayer. . .

[Gyrl7]

Originally posted by TonyB06
Well, all I know is Sistah FeeFee, who from New Yawk and half crazy anyway, was a mad sister and was waiting in the parking lot for Sistah Fiddy (50) and ole boy. FeeFee didn't want him for herself but she had found out he had stood up her cousin's best friend Boquetta Lemay, for the prom.

Never mind that Boquetta was 21 in the 12th grade, the po chile was hurt bad. She had bought her a prom dress from Walmart and everything. It wouldn't even have been so bad but the girl tore the tag off the dress cause she just KNEW she was gettin' her prom on. Now dude kickin it with Grandma-ma.

Sistah FeeFee, I told yall she was half-crazy, wasn't havin it. She hid in the bushes (gee, future storywriters hope she don't "rash-up" later ) and waited for them to come out arm-in-arm, well ole girl had a cane. Just as they were getting in the car FeeFee crept up behind em and....

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Gryl7, we need to talk. you got issues
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Ohhhhhh SNAP, wait, see now one thang about like in the projects on Lockout Row is that you get all the good gossip! First of all it aint no secret that I work at Walmart, and just got a promotion to store detective. I guess boss man liked the way I could get all up in peoples business and what not.

Anyways, well I saw Boquetta buying the dress and while she was buying the dress, those girls that worked in customer service were having a field day choppin on her. I felt so sorry for her cuz she sho was looking mighty pityful and errythang, cuz apparently word got out that Boquetta will have to finish her edjumacashyn in summer skule, cuz she been in the 12th grade so long the State is starting to ask questions....

Now from what I heard, and this is only what I heard n'stuff.....FEE-FEE needa mind her bidness cuz Ole raggly Fiddy aint want her no way and now they saying she been messin round with Tatoo Tommy and ALL HIS WOMEN are on a mission lookin fo Fee-Fee fo'real though.........., now yawl know I don't like branging stuff up like that, but that's what they over there talkin about at the 4West projects. And word over at Lockout Row is that Fiddy is over there, now wait, first of all and everything, there are about 10 buildings in that project right??? Well Fiddy got women in 7 of the 10 buildings and 4 kids in the otha 3 buildings and he only work at UPS....... . Lawd please stop these peopuss from makin me gossup like this please jesus....

[delph998]

y'all have taken this thread to another level!