I felt I had to share this with you ladies, I could NOT resist <Beware this is a long post>!!!
... I am walking with a group of my friends the other day when this guy tries to get me over to his car by saying the (in)famous
"Hey Shawty what's up? Can a ni**a holla fo' a minet (minute)?" I ignored him and continue to walk down the street. After he FOLLOWED us in his car for like 6 blocks "pssssing" I turned around and cut my eyes at him
. So he gets out of the car looking like a extra from the ORIGINAL Shaft. This man had to be at least 40 years old (FYI: I am 19), and refuses to believe that the jheri curl will NEVER make a comeback. So while he stands in front of me with the most FOUL breath I have ever smelled telling me how he will take care of me (de ja vu right? **note see first post**), I politely told him, "Excuse me but I am here (gesturing over my head with my hand) and you are here (gesturing around my navel). Need I say more?"
Then I turned and walked away. This man cursed me out somethin' fierce all the way to my destination (yes he continued to follow me) and threw a beer bottle at me.
I was pissed, but I didn't let it ruin my spirit because my new girlfriend was having a bar-b-q that afternoon and I had to get something to wear. After I got to the Q, my girl was introducing me around to all her friends and family then she introduced me to the head chef, her dad. He turned around and (You guessed it!!!) her dad was no other than the Supafly reject from earlier in the day. All I could say was "small world" before I LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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