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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid? --Someone who worships the tree that is not there.
What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid mathematician? -- Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is not there.
What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub? - Self-Cleaning Coven
Q: What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans? A: Craft singles!
Did you hear that Kraft was so offended by that last joke that they moved their macaroni plants to Israel? Yeah, now they're called Cheeses of Nazareth!
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
The definition of "SAINT": "A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives."
What's the best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...
How do you scare a Unitarian Universalist our of your neighborhood? --Answer:
Burn a Question Mark on their lawn
A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says. "That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man. "That's what you think," says the fortune teller.
Another Catholic School joke: Sex is evil. Evil is sin. Sin is forgiven. So, sex is in.
Why did the Zen Buddhist get reincarnated as a Pizza Supreme? He wanted to be one with everything.
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