Location: New Orleans. Or pure unpenetrable evil, depending on what I feel like at the moment.
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Hee, I'm full of them!
There was this little boy who really loved his cat. One day, while he was at school, the cat was hit by a car and died. His mother didn't want to upset him, so she gently broke the news by telling him that "Your cat died, but he's with God in Heaven now."
The little boy replied, "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?"