gents in the house

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Originally posted by Rain Man
*RM introduces the next contestants to the game*

OK, let's meet two new contestants....

*MG theme music plays, turntable rotates, and sitting at one of the podiums with no opponent is DSTgent. MG theme song is interrupted by a SFX of a record scratching.*

DSTgent, you just don't get it. OK, I'm such a nice guy, I'll let you play the Super Match. Come on down here.

*DSTgent leaves the podium and walks centerstage, the turntable rotates to reveal the Super Match board, and the Star Wheel lowers behind them.*

OK, you should know how it works. We polled a studio audience and said to write down your best answer to this:

DELTA _______________

$500 _______________
$250 _______________
$100 _______________

But you're not allowed to have the stars ask for help. You have to give me an answer right now. Delta *blank*

DSTGENT: Delta Gents, of course! *audience boos and gets kinda loud*

Well, the audience isn't too pleased with that response, but it may be up there. Let's reveal the bottom one first.

DELTA ______________

$500 ______________
$250 ______________
$100 ____HOUSE_____

Well, you may still be in the running. Let's look at the next one:

DELTA _______________

$500 _______________
$250 __SIGMA THETA___
$100 _____HOUSE_____

OK, last chance for Delta Gents; SLIDE IT, EARL!

DELTA _______________

$500 ____AIRLINES____
$250 __SIGMA THETA___
$100 _____HOUSE_____

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* *Price is Right losing horns plays*

Well, we gave you a chance, and you blew it. Sorry.

*Marcia Wallace walks over and embraces DSTgent tightly with his head against her bosom, the look in her eyes saying, "Chile, you need Jesus"*

OK, Marcia, pleas escort the gentleman off the stage once and for all. Ira Skutch (the judge/producer) follows the two offstage.

We'll be back after this word with America. *MG music plays*

Wow. Are you on vacation Rainman? You sure have a lot of time on your hands.